IT'S TIME FOR THE...

[gabbie]

GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. I STOLE THIS TEXT FROM LEAH

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i do what i want

[bringerofwar]

There's no fucking signal.

SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS

[retropolis]

Are you him? The Midnighter?

[ Stares at! ]

LMFAO HE TRACKED HIS OWN TAGS OK

[bringerofwar]

Yeah.

[ dead.... eyes.... ]

You can punch Quentin in the throat if you want. It'll help him build character.

HE WOULD

[retropolis]

[ Suggesting violence upon Quentin is a great first impression. ]

I -- I think with some firmer role models, he'll straighten out. I'd hate to get off to the wrong foot, here.

whateva don't judge

[bringerofwar]

[ Don't underestimate the power of shitty teenagers, Nelly!!! ]

Sure.

Now, who're you?

what if i /chinhands instead

[retropolis]

I'm Captain Metropolis. [ He holds out his hand!! ] I've organized groups for men like us -- costumed adventurers who want to give our knowledge and resources to fighting crime. I'm sure you have just loads of experience.

o-oh i will accept that PS THIS SHOULD HAPPEN NOW NOT IN DECEMBER

[bringerofwar]

[ Oh my god if this guy says "golly" or "gee" Midnighter is going to ollie right out. He does... shake that hand though... ] Right. I tend to work on a larger scale than... crime. But I've done that too.

YOU TEMPT ME... BUT I MUST HOLD STRONG...

[retropolis]

[ He raises his eyebrows, not letting go of Midnighter's hand... immediately. ]

Oh -- just what sort of scale are we talking about?

NO DON'T, BE WEAK!!!!

[bringerofwar]

[ Lmfao when he doesn't let go Midnighter's eyes flicker down... him... checkin u out Nelly WHAT NOW ]

Killed God once. That kind of scale.

[ He will brag about that until his dying day, okay!! ]

BUT ONLY 2/6 ISSUES ARE OUT

[retropolis]

[ OH GOD time to be mildly self-conscious about his weight. I mean let go of Midnighter's hand and act professional. ]

You killed God? How did you do that? And why?

8C BUT GABBLER what will i do without this in my life until then

[bringerofwar]

[ totally deadpan: ] Flew our shift-ship into its brain and gave it a fucking lobotomy.

[ yep ]

Let's just say it wasn't particularly benevolent.

WE CAN DEAR_MUN OR SOMETHING?? WE CAN FIND A WAY

[retropolis]

[ Bites his lip. He must be talking about something God-like... because...!! How is that possible otherwise!! He smiles. ]

That sounds like an exhilarating story. Are all your adventures that... momentous?

WE BETTER, OKAY!!!

[bringerofwar]

[ Oh god Nelly why do you seem so earnest rn. ]

Alright, you're going to have to stop calling them "adventures," it's fucking ridiculous.

JUST TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN YOU WANT HIM

[retropolis]

[ Because competent superheroism is important, okay, also you are attractive. ]

I'm sorry -- is "missions" more to your speed?

ljkdsfakljewa after my hiatus is over i will have to think of something!!

[bringerofwar]

[ Lmfao Midnighter doesn't even know how to handle this guy. ]

... Yeah that'll work. Your group does what, again?

8D times like this i wish i could just post to d_m all the time cries

[retropolis]

[ He smiles, puffing out his chest a bit and also subtly sucking in his stomach. ]

Our group's mission was to tackle crime and social impropriety wherever it may lurk in the streets of New York. Or overseas, in the case of those of us who were in the service [ LIKE HIMSELF!! ] but that was just ordinary civil duty. I'm one of two from our old number still active.