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[gabbie]

GODDAMN TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. I STOLE THIS TEXT FROM LEAH

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[retropolis]

[ NELLY HAS A LOT OF SHAMEFUL THOUGHTS HE IS PANICKING... UR SO RUDE QUENTIN 8( ]

You can't just read a man's mind, that's -- you don't have anything else deeper than that.

[futureleader]

[gross. dirty old men mind!!! you smell like weenies and old men nelly 8C]

No one's stopping me.

[retropolis]

[ It's hard out there for kinky closeted bigots okay?? Don't judge. ]

How do I stop you? I can't hit a child.

[futureleader]

Geeze, didn't know grandpa was such a wimpy pervert.

[JUDGING!!!]

[retropolis]

[ SUPER UPSET AND KIND OF ANGRY THOUGH I HAVE NO APPROPRIATE ICONS: ]

My name is Captain Metropolis. [ Face in hands. ] I-I told you that was private.

[futureleader]

What kind of name is Captain Metropolis? [AND WHY ARE YOU DIRTY.]

[retropolis]

[ It goes part in parcel with having BDSM affairs. B( ]

It's a codename. Metropolis means "city."

[futureleader]

[ B( thats what they all say.]

... Captain Shitty then.

[retropolis]

[ B( You'll understand when you're older!! ]

You can just call me "Captain" if "Metropolis" is too difficult.

[futureleader]

[ B( brb picking up alien chicks at alien casinos bye]

I know how to pronounce metropolis, and I know what a metropolis is. It's just. The name is really tacky don't you think? I mean. Who died and made you captain of the city?

Besides, I really don't think you want to be associated with just Captain around me.

[retropolis]

[ Crosses his arms!! GOOD STAY OUT OF MY HEAD THANKS DON'T COME BACK. ]

It's not tacky. It's thematic. An appropriate title is just the way to start making your mark in the war against crime, particularly when you're one of many.

... And I'll thank you not to make any obscene implications.

[futureleader]

Why not Mister Metropolis. It's still has metropolis in it but it's not as tacky as Captain.

....gross. I was referring to the fact that there's a guy named Captain America who's ass I'm going to kick one day.

[COMES BACK IN A FEW YEARS MAYBE.]

[retropolis]

[ NO YOU LEFT THAT'S NOT ALLOWED. ]

I'm paying tribute to my military service. I thought it was a swell name.

[ And he blinks. ]

Captain America?

[futureleader]

See? At least you just have Captain City. Captain America decided to be militant leader over an entire country.

[GUARD YOUR THOUGHTS BETTER, GRAMPS.]

[retropolis]

[ HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW... ONLY ONE PERSON HAS POWERS WHERE HE COMES FROM OKAY. B( Also this Captain America guy sounds swell. /fanboys from afar ]

That's so impressive. How can just one man pull that off?

[futureleader]

By being an asshole? Hi! I'm Captain America! And I'm a first class asshole!

[WOW NO. GRANDPA WHY. YOU WERE KINDA COOL UNTIL YOU STARTED FANBOYING.]

[retropolis]

[ BUT YOU NEVER THOUGHT I WAS COOL... ]

It isn't easy taking up that much responsibility upon your shoulders.

[futureleader]

[exactly!! your cool meter just dipped into the negatives on the kelvin scale!! how does that make you feel?]

And you would know that, right?

[retropolis]

[ u_u You are why he hates young people. This is why. Cool probably = hippie anyway. ]

Yes, except I never shouldered it all alone.

[futureleader]

[But young people are the future, Captain!]

But were you ever an asshole?

[retropolis]

[ The terrible future... ]

Well -- no, of course not.

[ That's debatable. ]

[futureleader]

Then you can be a captain without being an asshole, correct? I mean. Forgive me if I'm wrong. I've never been in the military.

[only causing trouble for the military.]

[retropolis]

It's fully possible to be a -- er -- captain or a costumed adventurer without being a thug about it. [ Despite some jerks he's worked with. Also he's not actually a captain... ] Is he really that bad?

[futureleader]

He locked me up as a political prisoner. That's how bad he is.

[retropolis]

Did you do something?

[ Squints. ]