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2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER
5. LINK THIS POST TO ATP ADS YOU POST LATER
6. I STOLE THIS TEXT FROM LEAH

Comments

[retropolis]

Well -- if the shoe fits. I never needed the "internet" in my day.

[futureleader]

[brb. he's too busy laughing.]

[retropolis]

[ omg you're going to make him cry one of these days. ]

What?

[futureleader]

You're just... so... old.

[a pause.]

Do you know the Midnighter?

[retropolis]

No. Should I? [ Uhh. ] ... Is that someone's name, or another "internet" thing?

[futureleader]

Oh he's only the greatest superhero ever. You should meet him.

[retropolis]

He is? Well... he sounds formidable.

[futureleader]

You should meet him.

[retropolis]

Is there a way to get into contact with him? A signal of some kind, maybe...?

i do what i want

[bringerofwar]

There's no fucking signal.

SAY HIS NAME AND HE APPEARS

[retropolis]

Are you him? The Midnighter?

[ Stares at! ]

LMFAO HE TRACKED HIS OWN TAGS OK

[bringerofwar]

Yeah.

[ dead.... eyes.... ]

You can punch Quentin in the throat if you want. It'll help him build character.

HE WOULD

[retropolis]

[ Suggesting violence upon Quentin is a great first impression. ]

I -- I think with some firmer role models, he'll straighten out. I'd hate to get off to the wrong foot, here.

whateva don't judge

[bringerofwar]

[ Don't underestimate the power of shitty teenagers, Nelly!!! ]

Sure.

Now, who're you?

what if i /chinhands instead

[retropolis]

I'm Captain Metropolis. [ He holds out his hand!! ] I've organized groups for men like us -- costumed adventurers who want to give our knowledge and resources to fighting crime. I'm sure you have just loads of experience.

o-oh i will accept that PS THIS SHOULD HAPPEN NOW NOT IN DECEMBER

[bringerofwar]

[ Oh my god if this guy says "golly" or "gee" Midnighter is going to ollie right out. He does... shake that hand though... ] Right. I tend to work on a larger scale than... crime. But I've done that too.

YOU TEMPT ME... BUT I MUST HOLD STRONG...

[retropolis]

[ He raises his eyebrows, not letting go of Midnighter's hand... immediately. ]

Oh -- just what sort of scale are we talking about?

[futureleader]

Say his name and he's there.

[retropolis]

Oh. That's convenient.

[futureleader]

Now you guys can start a league of heroes.

[retropolis]

You're right, he'd be perfect. He is-- [ Wait. Squints. ] This isn't a trick, is it?

[futureleader]

Would I lie to you?

[retropolis]

You might.

[futureleader]

Only to protect your old man mind maybe.

[retropolis]

I can't tell if that's supposed to be reassuring or not.