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Comments

[anewknope]

Supervillainy?

[retconman]

Just like in the old cartoons. [ Since she seems surprised or skeptical. ]

[anewknope]

That's ridiculous! People actually do that? [ Looking around like she's expecting to see someone doing an act of supervillainy right in front of her. ]

Don't people feel, a little silly?

[retconman]

Where there's smoke, there's fire, and in this case the smoke is superheroes. We'll always have supervillains to go with our heroes. It's a sad truth about the world.

[anewknope]

These aren't just nerds confusing fantasy and reality?

This is abso-toot-ly real?

[retconman]

Unfortunately.

[anewknope]

So, ignoring this whole ridiculous part about superheroes, and supervillains, you mentioned jobs?

[retconman]

Oh, sure. All kinds of jobs. It's New York; just take your pick.

[anewknope]

No suggestions from the guy who apparently does everything?

[retconman]

That really depends on what you want to do. I could probably put in a good word.

[anewknope]

A good word? With your "Avengers"?

I'm into politics.

[retconman]

A good word with the Department of Integration.

[anewknope]

Oh. Oh!

What are they integrating? Space-Aliens?

[retconman]

Sort of. Integrating us with the rest of this world.

[anewknope]

Oh.

There's a department for that? Wow. That's--

Heck, why not!

[retconman]

Of course there is. You know, there's a department for everything these days. Everything useful.

[anewknope]

And some useless ones. Not that yours is useless. Actually, it's probably vital.

[retconman]

Oh, it is. You'll see just how much.