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Kirei "actual Disney prince" Kotomine ([personal profile] toolongdidntrejoice) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2013-11-25 09:59 pm

CR MEME: Month of December SPECIAL HOLIDAY WISH EDITION

THE CR MEME

HOLIDAY WISH EDITION



01 Post your name.
02 Reply to that post with unique comments for each of your characters. This makes organization easy!
03 Promote yourself in the Top-Level Comments where applicable!
04 REPLY TO OTHER PEOPLE. Don't be shy and stalk around! This is what this post is for!
05 Keep checking back as this post is meant to be a slow burn for the entire month.
Examples here.

Format Guide

Character: fills itself
Canon: same
Affiliations: partners/teams/friends/etc... perhaps a third party relation can spark new CR!
Current state of affairs: Is your character tied up, or basically sitting on their hands? What's their state of mind?
What I'm looking for: Tell us what you want, what you really really want. Mundane or dramatic! From dinner dates to world domination.
What I'd like to avoid: for general opt-out subjects (ie: you do not want villains torturing your character) or subjects that you want to branch from (ie: I have tons of friendly CR already, but I want a rival)
Anything else?: you know you bastards are gonna post a gif
HOLIDAY WISHES: IT CAN BE ANYTHING. Something for your character. Something for another character. Something for the City in general! ANYTHING.



Directory:

Wish Archive
Open Logs
Want Ads: Heroes and Villains
Want Ads: Misc

Cyn
Dani
Jill
Kattu | Kirsten | Kytha
Nelly | Noodles
Peps
Win
buttpatting: there is nothing not serious about this show (completely serious)

Cyn

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-26 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Character: Hannibal Lecter
Canon: NBC's Hannibal
Affiliations: NOHoPE, good food markets
Current state of affairs: WELP he just discovered one of his powers in Capers and now that he's been talking to an old friend he's decided that it's time to stop behaving and start misbehaving. I already ran it through the mods. He'll have a couple of kills under his belt by the end of the year and then two a month after that. So this means that, yes, the cannibal is back in business and more excited than ever because he's been starved for people meat since he's been here. So if anyone would like their character to become an accidental cannibal, now is the time to start that process! He can also cook non-people food, too, of course. OOC communication would be key if anyone wanted a meal with him, I'd never include the cannibalism without the go-ahead from the other player! He's also broing it up with Shade/being adopted as a grown-ass man and working with NOHoPE still. Stalking Eridan's Rumblr without mercy. Now that he's got his super duper healing hands under his belt, I'm thinking of having him do surgical work on the side just to prove how impressive he is and, also, more work more money. If anyone works at the hospital or clinic, let me know!
What I'm looking for: People to feed...at the table, of course. If anyone wants to do a plot where their character kicks it and gets served, I'm more than game, though I'd love someone who's been rude/will be rude so he's got an actual reason in his crazy mind to fry them up. If any PCs need a psychiatrist, that too. I'd be okay with doing a log every month for that, or just as need arises. Someone to finally say, "Your name is Hannibal? Do you know what that rhymes with?" It's begging to be made.
What I'd like to avoid: Can't really think of anything, nah.
Anything else?:



HOLIDAY WISHES: Not to be bombarded with "The Christmas Shoes" in public places every day, thank you.
amoray: (Default)

[personal profile] amoray 2013-11-27 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
RUDE PEOPLE TO SERVE FOR DINNER, HUH

also does he just follow the one main rumblr or is he stalking all six side rumblrs too, including the ones just for artistic pictures of fish

give me the deets
buttpatting: SERIOUSLY WILL TAKE A SECOND GLANCE MY GOD (SYMBOLISM IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-27 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
eridan do you want to eat this guy at the market hannibal saw prodding the lobsters in their last hours of life isn't that really rude don't you have some sympathy for them isn't that rude eridan

STALKING ALL OF THEM honestly in the show he has like a 3 hour lunch he has plenty of time to scroll through all of them i mean he's cultured of course he likes artistic pictures of fish

and of course he's anonymously dropping rude comments every now and then no one will ever know
amoray: (pic#5896853)

[personal profile] amoray 2013-11-28 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
UH YES TOTALLY wow eridan loves telling people you can hear lobsters scream as they're boiled, but actually poking them? even evvil has standards dude totally deserved ending up on a shish cannibab

also yes good they're all titled in vaguely tense incorrect latin and have hipster grey on light grey layouts, good luck with reading that on your ipad lecter!!
buttpatting: haven't had mcnuggets ever actually i'm a gourmet are you surprised (fucknugget is moving up in line)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-28 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
he was making the last few moments of those poor lobsters' lives miserable, eridan. really. he deserved it.

try your mac and cheesehorse it's a new recipe it should be gr8

THAT'S RUDE THOUGH

haven't you learned anything
amoray: (pic#5655060)

[personal profile] amoray 2013-11-28 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
STILL NOT OKAY WITH MAC AND CHEESEHORSE!!

god they all probably have autoplay too the rudest thing of all

casually bombards hannibal with shitty indie music
buttpatting: i do not have time for this shit just be gone (entertain me hannibal she says)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-28 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
you'll eat everything on your plate or you'll dine with the fishes tonight, eridan

...wait

shitty indie music? but does one of them have, like, "power" by kanye or something, something hannibal can listen to be and be offended!!! because it's so vulgar!!!!!
amoray: (pic#5655010)

[personal profile] amoray 2013-11-28 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHA YES

he's totally got a secret (but really obviously his) trashy import tabloid rumblr where he stirs shit about everyone and posts candid cellphone pictures, he probably reblogs shit from it all the time on his main so everybody sees it

and it's like A$AP Rocky all day long
buttpatting: it's me, major villain (hey minor villain is this you)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-28 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
the day hannibal sees himself on there is the day he calls up eridan and asks

hey buddy how you doin

haven't seen you in a while

are you okay

how's things goin

you cut yourself on anything you need a big strong man with healing hands to come smooth it over oh you poor thing
amoray: (pic#5896853)

[personal profile] amoray 2013-11-28 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
man hannibal's still in the cool zone, he won't get his own article for at least another month

but if he follows the gossip blog he's probably seen at least one badly characterized hannibal/random import fanfic get reblogged just saying
buttpatting: you're gonna be a mcnugget real soon (freddie you are such a fucknugget)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-28 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
no

he cannot take this

this is 2 insulting 2 handle

do you have an ic contact post i want to do something with this one day when i've plowed through all my tags because hannibal lecter just can't let it stand and also aren't they buddies

best buds

pals

chums to end all chums




get it because sharks
amoray: (pic#5451520)

[personal profile] amoray 2013-11-28 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I SURE DO and they are just the chummiest of chums, because reel frondships between two totally psychologically healthy dudes like this don't get sunk by mediocre hilton slashfic, right hannibuddy

no hard feelins right

right
buttpatting: what did you DO? (ohhhh nooooo)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-28 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
no no hard feelings at all old buddy old chum old pal hannibal is too nice and stable a guy to ever hold that over his head















reely
amoray: (pic#5655010)

[personal profile] amoray 2013-11-28 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT A GUY, THAT CANNIBAL LECTER

it's gonna slip icly one of these days, believe it
buttpatting: no one will ever know (lol nailed it)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-28 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
SUCH A ROLE MODEL

deep fried fish alien ears, they're all the rage
buttpatting: who doesn't want this guy's approval (the very happy cannibal that could)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-27 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You know he'd love to make a dinner for Christine. And breakfast. And lunch. And leftovers in tupperware she can heat up and just


He would feed her so much non-people and people alike. JUST SAY WHEN AND WHERE AND HE'LL BE AT HER SERVICE! And if she wants to help out in the kitchen he'd let her, or she could just watch.






She could also smoke, too. It's her house, but he'd still find it rude. He wouldn't say that, of course, but...

[personal profile] expulsion 2013-11-27 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
s-so romanticu

watch out before she tries to get in your pants dude i wish i was kidding
buttpatting: just drop it hanni you got this (nothing can go wrong)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-28 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, he's a master manipulator and so good with the wooing. How could anyone resist?

Well as long as she isn't rudely pushy about it...he'll do his best to let her down easy. Possibly with a long talk about if she's afraid of being alone, while staring at her neck with Supreme Interest. You know how he is about necks, man.
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[personal profile] detriments 2013-11-28 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
oh my god, she will absolutely hate that. her poor inflated ego how dare you!!!

buttpatting: bitch she might (do she got a booty)

[personal profile] buttpatting 2013-11-28 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
He'll assure her she's beautiful and wanted though!!! Good Guy Hannibal Lecter.