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Think about him like...?

Like him. An' you. An' me. ...

N-nevermind.

...

Like a threesome?

Uh.

Maybe?

Honestly, I've never thought about it. Is that, uh, something you're interested in? And are you interested in it because you really want to have sex with Bruce and pretend it's not gay?

You never thought about a threesome, or you never thought about Bruce?

I thought about threesomes before. It's the kinda thing I like to...watch on...videos. One of the kinda things.

We're both guys. I think it'd always be a little gay.

I've never really seriously thought about a threesome. Also, Bruce is my friend and co-worker and if I've learned anything, do not have sex with your co-workers. ... or teammates.

The only person that ain't you that I ever slept with was my co-worker. How come that's bad?

I'm not good at sharing.

Oh. I wouldn't a guessed that.

Uh. Hey. Bruce.

What's up?

Um. Well.

Nothing, I suppose.

That's cool. That's cool. Nothing is good sometimes.

Yes. Yes, it is.

[ AWKWARDEST PAUSE EVER... ]

So. Ah.

[ ANOTHER PAUSE........ ]

Never mind.

I'm not having a threesome with the two of you.

There. Not awkward anymore.

Huh? What? It wasn't awkward.

I don't think it was awkward. It was just a suggestion.

Right. That's all.

What, uh, were you gonna say before?

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