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[prettymorlock]

IF I DID THIS WRONG I AM SORRY AND YOU SHOULD BLAME ANA



FORCED HONESTY MEME

→ post with your characters, spouting their deepest, darkest secrets

→ reply to other characters, asking questions or spilling more secrets

→ no brain-to-mouth filters allowed!
→ stolen lovingly from Kitty! :D

Comments

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Well, that could be fixed.

...

of course I was a virgin until I met Courtney and that's nine million years of virginity and I still haven't lost mine as an actual member of my own species I HATE HONESTY MEMES.

[badhorsefan.livejournal.com]

[mind goes to the worst place EVER]

I'm not gonna have sex with you!

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFFFT]

[and instead of denial of having sex, we go straight to defending wounded pride GJ starscream]

What's wrong with me?!

[beat]

That said, who said I was offering, specifically!

[badhorsefan.livejournal.com]

You're a guy. And I thought you were offering when you were all 'that can be fixed blah blah blah'.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

... I fail to see why that matters particularly. And technically I don't have any gender; the 'porter just decided to stick me in a male body.

But what I was really more offering to do was help find you a compatible bondmate.

[badhorsefan.livejournal.com]

Doesn't change the fact that you've got male...bits.

Well, I already know who my compatible bondmate is. There's just no chance of her actually...bonding with me.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

... true.

No chance at all? Who is she? Why don't you just, you know. Ask her?