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[prettymorlock]

IF I DID THIS WRONG I AM SORRY AND YOU SHOULD BLAME ANA



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[latrodectus]

That you do wear underwear.

[guardiandevil]

That's it? It's just a yes or no database?

I'll admit it, I was hoping there was more to it than that.

[latrodectus]

Well, also your social security number, weaknesses to sonic devices and dangerous women, that if someone really wanted to destroy you they would go for Foggy, because he's pretty much the closest thing you have to stability, the shelter where your mother works, things like that.

[guardiandevil]

That's more like it.

Not that I approve of any of that.

[latrodectus]

It's been a long time since I did anything for your approval.

[guardiandevil]

And as much as I secretly might want it to be otherwise, I don't expect that to change.

But I can still voice my opinions, can't I?

[latrodectus]

Nothing ever stopped me from voicing mine.

[guardiandevil]

No, that's true. I admire that in you.

For the most part.

[latrodectus]

I know. or the most part.

I have thought about trying to make us work again. Over the years.

[guardiandevil]

I've thought about it, too. A lot, actually.

[latrodectus]

Probably not at the same time.

[guardiandevil]

No, probably not. My timing is pretty lousy.

[latrodectus]

Honestly, mine too.

[guardiandevil]

I'd like to say that poor timing is our biggest obstacle, but I can't lie to you. Or, I shouldn't.

[latrodectus]

No. I mean, look at us now. We're a mess. You have all your problems, I have a boyfriend, it's a mess.

[guardiandevil]

But to be honest, things have never been especially easy with us. Things have always been complicated.

[latrodectus]

That's probably what makes it interesting.

[guardiandevil]

It's part of the draw, yes. It's exciting, in a way.