http://badumtish.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] badumtish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2010-07-21 05:54 pm
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am i funny yet

 Hello, Ladies.

Look at your man. Now look at me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. 

BLAHBLAHBLAH 

What's in your hand? Back at me.

I have it. It's an oyster with a pair of slippers from that brand you love.

Look again. 

The slippers are now egg rolls!


I'm on a horse.