The meme is mine, Trebek!

[answer2darkness.livejournal.com]

Curse/Virus/Whatever Meme
Because HIDEOUS!

=Post as your character, one per post
=Some hateful person inflicts one of these on them
=Other characters reply under that comment playing along
=Hideous, hideous, hideous
=You obviously don't have to acknowledge requests you deem to weird for comfort
=Hideous

Heartlessly thieved from Adddictions

Comments

[bedeviledspider.livejournal.com]

All right. Maybe I'm concerned about April. ...very concerned, I mean, "not" choosing working with Fury? Attacking May? That's just idiotic. I get it, though. Feeling like you don't belong, like you couldn't possibly be accepted, because of who you and what you are? Yeah, I get that. Kid needs someone to help her deal with that before she becomes dangerous.

But I like living by myself! Don't get me wrong, it'd be nice to have a family - although at this point I'd rather have a mental filter - but I need my space.

And-- hey! Stop making me do that, May!

[secondhandwebs]

Never! I will keep this power forever and be spared days worth of headaches because of it. You realize you've spoken more about yourself in the past five minutes than in the past year?

You don't have to move in. You're all grown up, I get it. But, come on, at least stop by for Christmas already. And offer April all the psychological help you can find.

[bedeviledspider.livejournal.com]

Yet, it somehow never struck you that was weird. Wouldn't a normal person be a little suspicious or at least curious about a stranger who knew everything about her life yet shared nothing of his?

Older, ha. Well. Sort of. I guess. Not like I could go back to being a teenager, much less want to-- um.

All right. Fine. I can do Christmas. And if I ever get home again, I'll talk to April. I was going to do that anyway.

[secondhandwebs]

You've met me right? My family? I'm didn't know my dad was Spider-Man until I was suddenly Spider-Girl. Not knowing what the heck is going on while everyone else does is the norm.

My spider-sense tells me there's a monologue coming on with that 'um.'

[bedeviledspider.livejournal.com]

How can that not annoy you? If I were in your shoes, I'd never let Parker off for that.

That 'um'? What? Oh. Um. I'm fifteen, sixteen. Ish.

Chronologically, anyway! Probably. The transformation kind of messed things up, it makes me look older and besides, I've been living like an adult long before this so, speaking of that, um you should probably know I'm also Normie's lawyer and oh god stop me.

[secondhandwebs]

No, no. I like watching you dig this hole. Really, it's hilarious from this end.

Wait. You seriously don't know how old you are? Like, actual age, not how you look because of messed up magic that makes you bleed fire.

[bedeviledspider.livejournal.com]

Never would have pegged you for a fan of schadenfreude.

Uh. Little bit of both? I was thirteen when I was changed. Pretty sure of that. But it's not like birthday celebrations were exactly, uh, regular... so. Hard to say for certain.

[secondhandwebs]

Karma. It's not like you're in actual danger, here. I think I've earned a little discomfort on your end after all this time.

[...but Reilly is killing her on the inside.]

You're my age. You're-

Ugh. Your big dramatic 'keeping this a secret to spare you' thing is getting more enraging by the moment, you know that, right?