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ALRIGHT GUYS I got me a temp job which doubles as my first job ever, so I may be slow from the 16th to the 21st because I don't know what to expect on terms of how much energy/brainpower I'm gonna have by the time I get home every day. Also, I'm nervous as balls. I'd ask for advice but... I don't know how much advice can be given when you're working as parking attendance at the Northwest Washington Fair.

SO

I HUMBLY REQUEST SILLY PICTURES OR SOMETHING TO HELP PRETTY PLEASE CALM MY NERVES, as I also got orientations and paperwork crap to fill out specifically today.

I'LL START--

also I swear to god I'm gonna try and work on my Coach app tonight or tommorrow

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CONGRATS!!

Temp positions aren't bad! You'll be fine!

OH MAN, what is that from, outta curiousity?

THANK YOU. It's still my first job which is why I'm nervous but at least the "temp" part doesn't make it as HYOOG a deal. BUT HNNNGH.

I think it's the new season of Dr. Who, and the guy in the Middle is Tucker Carlson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5YpDZE).

Yeah, and who knows! You could be hired on, which always looks good!

OH, OKAY. I am understand now, thanks! Either way, I lol'd.

Yup! Something to add to the resume besides "babysitting".

It was the only new picture that wasn't just weird comic scans ._.

Yes! That's always good! :3

Weird comic scans is just fine too!

YEAH, I GOTTA... IDK, PRETEND I'M SAM FISHER ONLY I HAVE HAIR.

SNEAK INTO THAT OFFICE

SHOOT UP SOME MOTHERFUCKERS FROM THE SHADOWS

Sounds like a plan

HIDE IN A LOCKER

KILL PEOPLE WITH A LOCKER

AAAAAAHAHHSDJF god i love that poster

here, have something magical in return

I THINK I MAY BE IN LOVE WITH YOU

OR THIS PICTURE

MOSTLY YOU

WELL I DIDN'T DRAW IT it's just kind of hopelessly amazing in every way
i knew i was truly in love when i spotted james' pillow

NO NO I KNOW BUT I LOVE YOU ANYWAY

Heeeere ya go! And yay Silent Hill humor!

OH GOD DSJHFJKAS

I have no Silent Hill humor, but I DO have a scale of beard trustworthiness. These are important things to know when gauging men with beards and mustaches!

It'll totally clutter the tags if I embed so here you go! (http://i.imgur.com/PHmF5.jpg)

Silent Hill humor not required, no worries. But I officially love this chart and I will keep it for the rest of my life.

Oh, well, in that case, have another handy-dandy, supery-dupery colorful chart!! (http://www.mnn.com/sites/default/files/user-74/sharknew.jpg)

Sharks are srs bznz, yo.

HELICOPTER SHARK

oh whoops it's still me I forgot I was on this account sorry

XD I figured bby. AND SHARKS. WITH FRIKKIN' LASERS ON THEIR HEADS.

SORRY ABOUT THAT

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

Megashark is real! It could totally really get that airplane. that told me so.

AUGH I KNEW IT!!

CONGRATS

STAY AWAY FROM PILLOWS

THANK YOU--WAIT WHAT

GENERIC JAMES ACCOUNT DISCLAIMER/WARNING

also I'm maybe hopefully apping Jamesface so YAY?

OH, okay that guy then I GET IT NOW... KIND OF SINCE I DON'T REALLY PLAY SILENT HILL BUT STILL. I can get most of the jokes.

I'm too lazy to post all the Silent Hill pics (thank you 4chan) I have BUT

am I the only one that thinks Inception is probably the closest we'll get to a Silent Hill 2 movie?

>__>

Also, the original is my favorite evaaaar

jfdhjaks YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T HAVE TO POST SILENT HILL STUFF, I JUST HAPPENED TO POST THAT ONE...

I would have no idea, haven't seen it yet.

Right then, have a gif!

what is this

i love it

a tumblr gif... and part of a meme?

other than that idk it's hideous

exactly why I love it

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