i can't say no to you, eppy...

[guardiandevil]

The Rumor Mill Meme

» POST A COMMENT WITH EACH OF YOUR CHARACTERS.
» OTHER CHARACTERS WILL REPLY TO THESE COMMENTS WITH GOSSIP AND RUMORS ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER.  THIS CAN EITHER BE LOGGED IN OR ANON.
» THE RUMORS/GOSSIP CAN BE CANON, GAME RELATED, OR COMPLETE NONSENSE.  BE CREATIVE AND HAVE FUN.
» YOUR CHARACTER REACTS TO THIS GOSSIP, OTHERS JOIN IN THE SHENANIGANS, AND ALL IS HIDEOUS.
» NO OOC WANK YOU GUYS.  THIS IS FUN TIEMZ AND IC ONLY.
» LOVINGLY DEMANDED BY EPPY!
» NOW WITH FEWER M'S!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Edgeworth and Jason Todd are having a torrid love affair.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

How dare you!

I can assure you that I am not and never have had any kind of affair with that fool, love or otherwise. For one thing, the red hood is ridiculous, and secondly, I absolutely do not go for tentacles.

In any case, I prefer my partners to either have bizarre hairstyles or be wizards (space or otherwise); as he fits neither of these qualifications, I must say that your words are deeply, deeply untruthful. At most, he is a passing future psychopath to be watched lest he go off the deep end and ruin the imPort reputation more than we have already collectively done.

You will kindly withdraw your lie at once, sir/madam.

[(Anonymous)]

I see how the two of you look at each other. You shouldn't hide your love. It's a beautiful thing.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Harvey Dent, de-anon right this minute, or so help me--

[(Anonymous)]

Who says I'm Harvey Dent?

I'm just someone who's seen the beauty of your true love.

[natureinblood]

Kenobi?

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

He wishes. Stalking me for six months doesn't count as a torrid anything.

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't that an expression of love in your family, or am I mistaken?

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

... shit

He's not part of my family!

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe he's just trying to woo you in a way you'd understand.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

...

I'll reconsider.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Like hell you will.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

You're not the boss of me!

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

Actually, I am. 'The Law', in fact, if you recall.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

Lawbreaker, hello? Anyway, what're you going to do, charge me with thoughtcrime?

Hey, guess what I'm thinking about right now.

[bluffing-ruffle.livejournal.com]

If the answer is anything other than 'small and therefore adorable kittens who have never once thought in an even remotely filthy fashion' I will be forced to abruptly introduce you to the concept of 'shrinkage'.