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[guardiandevil]

the ❝ I ☆ WISH ❞ meme

★ Post with your character. Do not have them wish.
★ Respond to other peoples' characters with your own. At any point during the conversation, they must make a wish pertaining to that character, such as "I wish you would kiss me", or "I wish you would dance naked".
★ The magic words are 'I wish'. As soon as those words are spoken, it will happen, whether the person wishes it or not
★ HAVE FUN

Comments

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

You smug prick.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I appreciate the flattery, Blake, really.

no catman what have you done

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Right. You know what I want, Nygma? I wish you'd eat your own hat, since all you do is talk.

oh my god his hat.......... his beautiful hat.............

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

I--

[His eyes bulge, frantic, and he slowly removes the hat from his head. The precious custom-made bowler hat, so beloved to his dear heart.


And he nibbles the rim.]

this is why we can't have nice hats

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Did I say I wanted you to sample your hat?

hats off to you, madam

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Mmpghjpmmhm.

[He peels away from the half-chewed rim of his lovely bowler.]

How do you expect me to eat it without proper cutlery?

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

What is up with everyone and having cutlery? You know, I've lived for two years without seeing a single goddamned fork, and those were the best years of my life.

Do you want me to leave to get you a knife and a spoon?

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

Well that would be the gentlemanly thing to do.


I prefer sterling, thank you.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

All right, I'll rob that Mccormick and Schmick's two blocks from here for your little utensils. I'm sure you'll be here when I come back, ready for hat-eating.

[Determinedly powerwalks away.]