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c&c kink meme

She is watching this and she is not pleased.

★ Leave a sexy prompt involving some characters, logged in or anon!
★ Fill other prompts because everybody needs some loving!
★ Both writing and drawings are fine!
★ Nothing TOO hideous, like the extraordinarily underage or the dead. Everything else is no-holds barred.
★ Everyone's day has a little more porn. Huzzah!
★ No one can be late for this ever!
★ Where is Kermit Fury?

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Lust's poorly-characterized Eddie/Felicia fanfic I will request this in every meme

[(Anonymous)]

One of the many unexpected effects of ImPorts on the culture of the Cityverse was the growth of a new, unusual blend of celebrity culture and fictional fandom dedicated to those who, thanks to the Porter, now belonged to both categories. Eddie occasionally trawled IFN (ImPort Fiction.Net) in the hopes of locating a masterpiece along the lines of the Iron Man Musical to share with Tony Stark. Just as a token of his esteem, of course. And also to-

Wait.

What.

"Green and Purple and Aggravating"

By Ourouborous7

Reviews: 67

This story is on the Favorite Stories list of 40 users.

A/N: This is my first story, I suppose. I'm not really interested in your opinion but I suppose you can leave feedback if you wish.

"Felicia. My darling. I must fondle your scarves, I must. It is the only way for me to reinforce my annoying superiority complex."

"Oh, Edward. Only... only if you show how much of a bizarre fixation you have on me by making a chess piece in my image."

"But Felicia. Didn't you know?" Mr. Nygma went down on one knee in keeping with his habit of melodrama and his need for attention, and opened up a box that had a chess piece in it with Felicia's head on it because Mr. Nygma was the sort of human who did things like that. "I did it months ago. For you. And for me, of course."

Felicia Hardy was happy though because she was a poor judge of character "Oh Eddie!" She squealed. "This makes me so happy I don't mind that you want to put me in a tube!"

Mr. Nygma opened up the tube and stepped inside and opened his arms for her. "Come into the tube with me, darling Felicia. Come into the tube. Forever."

She stepped into the tube and embraced him, and it closed as horrible green liquid that no shampoo could ever remove from someone's hair began to rain down around them.

And then they both drowned in their tube and the Porter never brought them back.

THE END

Eddie stared at his screen for a long, long time.

Then he clicked the 'Review' button and began to type furiously.

Item the First: CHARACTERIZATION ISSUES.

[(Anonymous)]

Shiro/Yusuke

hatesex.

SOMEONE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.

[holeheart]

Oh god, where's Eppy, she writes this SO WELL. If she doesn't show up, I'll try it. IT WILL SUCK, but I will try.

[(Anonymous)]

Lust/Connor MacManus

hatesex in the KFC bathroom.

with the chickens clucking outside the stall.

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

KLKLASKMASNASNJSA

[(Anonymous)]

Speedster orgy.

[(Anonymous)]

"Blink.

You missed it."


djalskd no not seriously. but bonus points for being written in ~*BULLET TIME*~

[(Anonymous)]

Danny mistakes Atsuko for Misty with a dye job from behind and smacks her ass or something

PROCEED

or alternatively danny could just walk in on them macking and be really confused i guess idk

[(Anonymous)]

Porno of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night.

Cast:
Viola -- Diana
Olivia -- Misty Knight
Orsino -- James Bond
Sebastian -- Mitchell Hundred
Maria -- Jonathan Crane
Sir Toby Belch -- Terry Ward
Malvolio -- Lassiter

[eppy]

Oh god I want this like burning.

[(Anonymous)]

Selina/Misty

James Bond watches.

[(Anonymous)]

Police cast orgy.

[(Anonymous)]

Thomas Blake/Harley Quinn.

Roman Senate cosplay.

[(Anonymous)]

Bellatrix/the Narrator/Tyler Durden

most violent threesome ever.

[improvesmorale]

If only I could figure out the mechanics of EVERYONE NOT ENDING UP IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM.

[(Anonymous)]

Abby/Yusuke/Jaime

the most herp derp threesome ever

[(Anonymous)]

Seconded

[hexappeal]

LASSITER/ZEE
their original halloween costume choices: starsky and hutch.

[(Anonymous)]

Misty/Parker

Misty wearing his cloak.

[(Anonymous)]

"Sweetness, you seen my cloak?" Parker flung a few nondescript shirts from his drawers, quickly stepping over them in his shirt. "You know -- the red one?"

"What other cloak do you have, boy?" Her sweet tone bounced off the walls down the hall. Parker decided he needn't describe his other cloak, now that Misty mentioned it. With a shallow shrug, he kicked at those forlorn shirts on the ground, imagining the salmon pink one as Zoidberg. A hidden pen broken, leaking ink everywhere, thus completing the parallel. Parker stalked out, huffing, his hands shoved into the pockets of those skinny hipster jeans he tends to wear and no one knows why.

"Mistyyyyy."

"Shush," she said, slipping out from behind a door. Her body was cloaked in his cloak. Parker slipped his hands around her hips, eagerly smoothing and gently rubbing, not bothering to hide his own playful grin.

"Hey you found it -- hey you're naked under it." He paused. "Hey I just dry cleaned this shit."

"Hon, you best quiet down if you want to be riding under this hood." She pressed a finger to his lips before taking his arm, leading him to the bedroom.

[hexappeal]

I CAN'T GO ANON SO I'M JUST GOING TO KEEP BEING SHAMELESS

tank/diana, listening to de la soul (alternatively, cypress hill)

[hexappeal]

TONY STARK/TED KORD
let me fix that for you
(and other classic come-ons)

[(Anonymous)]

THIS YES

[(Anonymous)]

Zee/Misty

Misty wears the top hat, and Zatanna wears the tights.

and nothing else

[(Anonymous)]

Thor/Thor's Temperamental Computer (Norman Osborn).

"I can't let you do that Thor... Alone."

[hotforbabyleg.livejournal.com]

this is my favorite prompt in this entire meme

[(Anonymous)]

Trowa/Hiruma

whatever you want, i just want some of this pairing

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

/sits here and waits

/additionally, brainstorms ways to fill in this prompt, fufufu

[(Anonymous)]

Hiruma and his harem

MAKE IT SEXY

[hellcommander.livejournal.com]

/CAMPS

[(Anonymous)]

Osborn/his hairdresser

"i just want to run my fingers through that hair"

[(Anonymous)]

James Bond/all the NPCs in the City

just another day in the life of the world's greatest spy

[(Anonymous)]

JLA and Avengers strip poker tournament.




Zoidberg crashes it.

[(Anonymous)]

Electro/the nipply weather girl.

This is all a very wet dream.

[(Anonymous)]

Norman Osborn/the cast of Spider-man: Turn Off The Dark

No really, why does this exist?

[(Anonymous)]

Hiei finally gets Blue to "hit" that.

[violentsoftie.livejournal.com]

i have chosen to answer this prompt with art

others please feel free to fill with words