[07:16] claire: my face is frozen in terror and............................ curiosity? [07:16] jillian: HAHAHHAAHHA [07:16] claire: like part of me is all 'dc can't introduce this and then not write a bodice ripper, can they' [07:16] claire: and then i go MY GOD, CLAIRE (BEES) STOP IT [07:17] jillian: Clairebees [07:17] claire: i should probably be filled with bees for wondering. [07:17] jillian: also, I've read Bruce/Lex and the dialogue is usually great, I'm just sayin [07:18] claire: i said some hideous fanfic (probably kai's fault) where like [07:18] jillian: /lolling already [07:18] claire: it was either tim or clark but they stopped and were like yeah i feel like if lex wasn't evil [07:18] claire: bruce would actually like him [07:18] claire: and may already secretly think he's kind of hilarious. [07:19] jillian: ffffffffff [07:19] claire: i was like ... fuck, it's true. [07:19] kai: don't blame me for that one [07:19] jillian: oh hi kai [07:19] claire: kai's summoning words: hideous fanfic [07:19] kai: X3 hi [07:20] jillian: there's also the smallville/DC fic where smallville!Lex plays WoW on and off, and to distract him from something, Tim and Kon trick Batman into playing WoW, so for like a month they are both intensely gaming and trying to outmaneuver each other [07:20] claire: ... HAHAHAHA [07:21] jillian: Lex is all WHO IS THIS GUY. HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. OMG I LOVE HIM. [07:21] kai: hahaha now that one I remember [07:21] claire: so basically they're just star crossed hatesex lovers, is what you're saying [07:21] jillian: after the fic ends there's an epilogue where Lex finally catches Bruce's character alone and all he does is try to recruit Bruce, and Bruce is like ............ TIM [07:22] claire: it's so sad yet so fitting that they try and try to make bruce be social and have friends and all they can end up getting him to do is play wow. [07:23] jillian: well [07:23] jillian: they tricked him by saying Lex was using WoW to recruit and/or for nefarious means [07:23] jillian: so Batman was like ".............................. fine" [07:23] claire: so put upon [07:23] claire: while he levels up his night elf in secret [07:24] jillian: hahahahha [07:25] jillian: I imagine him playing so intently. He was probably irritated as hell by people chatting. And then in off times he complains to Alfred or Tim about the limitations of the game and how stupid the other players are. [07:26] claire: he's completely that guy who throws a fit about being banned for hacking [07:26] claire: because it's totally not cheating if they made it so damn exploitable!!11
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[07:16] claire: my face is frozen in terror and............................ curiosity?
[07:16] jillian: HAHAHHAAHHA
[07:16] claire: like part of me is all 'dc can't introduce this and then not write a bodice ripper, can they'
[07:16] claire: and then i go MY GOD, CLAIRE (BEES) STOP IT
[07:17] jillian: Clairebees
[07:17] claire: i should probably be filled with bees for wondering.
[07:17] jillian: also, I've read Bruce/Lex and the dialogue is usually great, I'm just sayin
[07:18] claire: i said some hideous fanfic (probably kai's fault) where like
[07:18] jillian: /lolling already
[07:18] claire: it was either tim or clark but they stopped and were like yeah i feel like if lex wasn't evil
[07:18] claire: bruce would actually like him
[07:18] claire: and may already secretly think he's kind of hilarious.
[07:19] jillian: ffffffffff
[07:19] claire: i was like ... fuck, it's true.
[07:19] kai: don't blame me for that one
[07:19] jillian: oh hi kai
[07:19] claire: kai's summoning words: hideous fanfic
[07:19] kai: X3 hi
[07:20] jillian: there's also the smallville/DC fic where smallville!Lex plays WoW on and off, and to distract him from something, Tim and Kon trick Batman into playing WoW, so for like a month they are both intensely gaming and trying to outmaneuver each other
[07:20] claire: ... HAHAHAHA
[07:21] jillian: Lex is all WHO IS THIS GUY. HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. OMG I LOVE HIM.
[07:21] kai: hahaha now that one I remember
[07:21] claire: so basically they're just star crossed hatesex lovers, is what you're saying
[07:21] jillian: after the fic ends there's an epilogue where Lex finally catches Bruce's character alone and all he does is try to recruit Bruce, and Bruce is like ............ TIM
[07:22] claire: it's so sad yet so fitting that they try and try to make bruce be social and have friends and all they can end up getting him to do is play wow.
[07:23] jillian: well
[07:23] jillian: they tricked him by saying Lex was using WoW to recruit and/or for nefarious means
[07:23] jillian: so Batman was like ".............................. fine"
[07:23] claire: so put upon
[07:23] claire: while he levels up his night elf in secret
[07:24] jillian: hahahahha
[07:25] jillian: I imagine him playing so intently. He was probably irritated as hell by people chatting. And then in off times he complains to Alfred or Tim about the limitations of the game and how stupid the other players are.
[07:26] claire: he's completely that guy who throws a fit about being banned for hacking
[07:26] claire: because it's totally not cheating if they made it so damn exploitable!!11