ATTN: AFRICAN SAFARI PEOPLE

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

I am posting this here because I already posted about the plot on the OOC comm yesterday, and this is only pointing out that there is now a log. It is not significant enough to put there.

Plane log is here. You don't have to participate! But it would be funny to have everyone there.

Here are the members just so if you're not gonna read the log you still know how hideous this is going to be: [Bad username or site: tothebalkans title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: likeahousecat title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: psychic_cynic title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: thisstraydog title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: xun_long title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: nine_tries title= @ livejournal.com], [Bad username or site: battothefuture title= @ livejournal.com], and Jason of course.


And now, superfluous pictures.

- The single best page in DC comics ever. Doesn't Superman have super hearing? Can he not hear that?
- Damnit Alfred.
- Slade passes out in Lian's sandbox. This is just for you, RW.

Comments

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

i think superman is crying because he has superhearing
that is the manliest tear

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

Oh geez.

That also makes Batman the most passive-aggressive bastard ever.

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

A CHALLENGER APPEARS
I still think Lex talking about Bruce (http://i54.tinypic.com/or43rp.jpg) is the funniest thing ever. :')

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

lmaoooooo

That is so beautiful. I'm sold.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

[21:38] jillian: HAHAHHAA oh my god. Lucy says these two panels are Lex thinking about Bruce. http://i54.tinypic.com/or43rp.jpg
[21:41] kai: .......... gfdhfdskljagsfjdhahahaha
[21:41] kai: Lex stop, Clark is the one who's gay for Bruce, god
[21:42] claire: AJSGFJHGSHJ
[21:42] claire: SCREAM
[21:43] jillian: /right click save
[21:44] jillian: also, that's BILLIONAIRE playboy, Lex. Don't think we didn't notice that.
[21:44] claire: someone has fortune-envy.
[21:46] jillian: animal magnetism.
[21:48] claire: or boyfriend envy i guess, gosh.

[hexappeal]

lmao oajgldksag

[likeahousecat.livejournal.com]

Get a room, Lex.

Isn't there another page where he's talking about this ~hole~ in Bruce and wondering how to fill it?

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

I think so. It's been a while. I saved these because... I don't think anyone that reads it could possibly be going past those frames and think to themselves "I don't need to save this."

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

I had them on my old computer before it crashed and really, that's not something you can look at and not save.

It was an eye opening experience for me, I read those panels and realized "My god, all this time we thought he had it for Clark, but really he's just been using him to get to Bruce!" Truly he is a man of evil...

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

...but is it because Bruce has Kryptonite hidden away or...?

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

I suppose that would depend on whether or not Bruce keeps it in that hole Lex seems so obsessed over.

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

i want to keep this up
i really do
but i can't stop laughing


i'm a bad person

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

The next time you have to talk to someone else, the first thing you will think:


LEX LUTHOR WISHES TO DEEPLY FILL BRUCE WAYNE'S HOLE IN ORDER TO GET TO HIS KRYPTONITE.




okay i'm done now

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

I probably will.

I want a Lex Luthor here so bad now. Just so I can keep pointing out that this is canon. :(

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

I do too. :[

I'm not clever enough to play evil comics!Lex, it would have to be sort-of-fail Crisis on Two Earths!Lex.





with the power of fainting every time he's startled.

[hexappeal]

BUT
that would work to his benefit, wouldn't it
bruce shows up
pretends to be startled
faints atop him, his heart all aflutter



why am i typing anything at 8am

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

oh that's clever... Yes, we need this to happen right now.



i've been on Tumblr all night i swear to god it was 3am two minutes ago

[hexappeal]

wakes up in the arms of bruce wayne
oh
hello
i didn't see you there

alternatively:
you had me at hello




that place is evil. if only because how easy it is to find hq lynchverse... stuff.

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

at some point he would have to use the one line...

you know how to whistle, don't you, bruce?






IT'S LIKE...that one website..... with th-the stuff. About things. Only tumblrs better because they have hungover owls.


oh god i don't know any more i'm going to bed

[hexappeal]

i want this so bad

somehow it is made better by bruce being unresponsive, too?!




it's why i don't have one. that and sometime last year my friend ~abandoned me for it~ /BITTER

rest well
dream of lex on unicorns rushing to save princess bruce...tina.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

fjdfljhdjkf what

I don't even

good job, DC. good job.

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

It was a magical moment, Jilli. We mere mortals will never understand Lex's burning desire to fill Bruce Wayne's hole.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

fHFKJDAHFDJKFHALMAO

I demand we get a Lex now. Either for here or PH.

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

I still kind of want a good!Lex, from Crisis on Two Earths.

Even if he was kind of fail and kept passing out every other battle scene.



Actually that might be why I want him... His power is invulnerability and narcolepsy.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

I love narcolepsy

I mean, I know it's a serious disease and I shouldn't laugh but... anyway, I would love a bad Lex pretending to be a good Lex. But would that mean he's faking narcolepsy? Maybe he'd have to go to the psychiatric hospital. /stops wildly speculating

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's okay to laugh. Because I keep picturing the narcoleptic goats...

An evil Lex with legit narcolepsy powers would be even better. Especially the first time it happens and he's winding up for a big dramatic evil guy!speech....

And then plop. Straight into the begonias.




Everyone would just be so perplexed.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

LMAO the goats that faint when people surprise them? Because that would be an AMAZING power.

[rockpet.livejournal.com]

THAT'S AN EVEN BETTER VISUAL OF IT ACTUALLY

we need this to happen now, someone app fainting goat!Lex. I don't even care if it's good!Lex or bad!Lex.

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fhdjfhkjds

I am just. Not lolling, but I have this indescribable expression on my face that is just STAYING THERE...........................

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

our canon i don't even

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

the longest quote ever but


[07:16] claire: my face is frozen in terror and............................ curiosity?
[07:16] jillian: HAHAHHAAHHA
[07:16] claire: like part of me is all 'dc can't introduce this and then not write a bodice ripper, can they'
[07:16] claire: and then i go MY GOD, CLAIRE (BEES) STOP IT
[07:17] jillian: Clairebees
[07:17] claire: i should probably be filled with bees for wondering.
[07:17] jillian: also, I've read Bruce/Lex and the dialogue is usually great, I'm just sayin
[07:18] claire: i said some hideous fanfic (probably kai's fault) where like
[07:18] jillian: /lolling already
[07:18] claire: it was either tim or clark but they stopped and were like yeah i feel like if lex wasn't evil
[07:18] claire: bruce would actually like him
[07:18] claire: and may already secretly think he's kind of hilarious.
[07:19] jillian: ffffffffff
[07:19] claire: i was like ... fuck, it's true.
[07:19] kai: don't blame me for that one
[07:19] jillian: oh hi kai
[07:19] claire: kai's summoning words: hideous fanfic
[07:19] kai: X3 hi
[07:20] jillian: there's also the smallville/DC fic where smallville!Lex plays WoW on and off, and to distract him from something, Tim and Kon trick Batman into playing WoW, so for like a month they are both intensely gaming and trying to outmaneuver each other
[07:20] claire: ... HAHAHAHA
[07:21] jillian: Lex is all WHO IS THIS GUY. HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE. OMG I LOVE HIM.
[07:21] kai: hahaha now that one I remember
[07:21] claire: so basically they're just star crossed hatesex lovers, is what you're saying
[07:21] jillian: after the fic ends there's an epilogue where Lex finally catches Bruce's character alone and all he does is try to recruit Bruce, and Bruce is like ............ TIM
[07:22] claire: it's so sad yet so fitting that they try and try to make bruce be social and have friends and all they can end up getting him to do is play wow.
[07:23] jillian: well
[07:23] jillian: they tricked him by saying Lex was using WoW to recruit and/or for nefarious means
[07:23] jillian: so Batman was like ".............................. fine"
[07:23] claire: so put upon
[07:23] claire: while he levels up his night elf in secret
[07:24] jillian: hahahahha
[07:25] jillian: I imagine him playing so intently. He was probably irritated as hell by people chatting. And then in off times he complains to Alfred or Tim about the limitations of the game and how stupid the other players are.
[07:26] claire: he's completely that guy who throws a fit about being banned for hacking
[07:26] claire: because it's totally not cheating if they made it so damn exploitable!!11

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

how
do you even stumble on smallville fic where lex plays wow

[deadredbird.livejournal.com]

I have no memory of how. For all I know the information was placed directly into my brain by aliens. Aliens who like Smallville.

And really by now aliens would be about the only ones, I'm sure.

[hexappeal]

All four of them.

[wantsapprentice.livejournal.com]

A+

[battothefuture]

Personally, I think that this makes a serious argument for best panel as well. But those are amazing. ngl.