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[leperslapthatho.livejournal.com]

the five people you would meme


♥comment with your characters
♥respond to other people's characters with prompts for lists of people that they would blahblahblahblahblah; for example, "five people you would segway over" or "five people you would smack the asses of." you can also ask for actions, like "five ways you would kill innocent puppies", or other shit, like "five reasons the b52s wrote a song about your penis."
♥they will answer you with lists of those five things and also ask you for lists!
♥everyone goes home happy

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[incywincyhero.livejournal.com]

Peter: "Pop quiz: why are geese and lawyers exactly alike? 'Cause they can both stick their bill up their --"
Matt: "Heard it already. Come on in, Peter. Make yourself at home."
(Daredevil/Spider-Man #1.)




Tony: "Which reminds me, since Peter's been reborn, I've been working on a rebirthday present, and I should probably get back to work on it."
Peter: "Is it a pony? With landing gear?"
(Amazing Spider-Man #528.)




Spidey: "... It's all about marketing these days, but let's be honest -- what's a superhero gonna do with a facebook account? 'Webhead likes the caramel macchiato at Starbucks.' 'Webhead completes the "Which Eighties Song Are you?" quiz. The result: "Separate lives."' 'Webhead chases down mouth-breathing reprobates.' I mean, it used to be --"
(Vengeance of Moon Knight #3.)




Spidey: "Not bad! That chimney will never attack anyone again!"
(Um ... I forget. 80s-era, possibly by Peter David.)




(Not exactly a quip, but...)
Spidey: "I came to congratulate you on your wedding plans."
Jonah: "Next time send a note."
Spidey: "Since you may not invite me and I can't kiss the bride, I figured I'd do the next best thing." /dip and smooch
Jonag: "*Gurk*"
(Amazing Spider-Man Annual #18.)

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[watchet.livejournal.com]

THAT LAST PANEL
WRY

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[incywincyhero.livejournal.com]

There is nothing Spidey won't do to give Jonah a good, ahem, trolling.