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THE TEST DRIVE MEME

1. Using a journal of a character you've considered apping at C&C, post a comment as if they're already in the game!
2. Tag around with others- potential characters or characters who are already in the game- to see how well they fit.
3. Get a better idea of how well they'd work out at C&C, and app or not app accordingly! ~~app them. app them now.~~

Stolen from Ali who took it from

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Oh, hello!

[What in god's name tiny Japanese robot girl everywhere. Bothering you.]

What are you doing?

[There's a lady with dark skin and long red hair crouched on a park bench, trying to figure out her comm. All you get is a dark look from teal eyes, crazy robot girl]

[If scary ladies frightened Tachikoma away, then do you think any of them would have survived their first three days of life?]

Hello!

[Bouncing up to you now]

Excuse me, but what are you doing? I was just wondering, because you seem to be having trouble with the communicator! It's really very simple you know. I can show you!

[Primitive backwards millenial technology. STRANGE GRUMPY PERSON, TACHIKOMA SHALL HELP YOU.]

[Oh my god, small human person you are...... strangely smelling more like a machine than a human. HM. WEIRD. Either way. Way too cheerful for her tastes. She growls under her breath]

I can do it. I don't need you.

Oh, I don't mind!

[Getting all up in your lap now, one arm braced on the bench between your legs. Good thing it's a modern steel bench, or it'd break under the weight. As it is, it just groans a little. Military-spec android body, whee!]

Look, you just push this button to access the network and then the touchscreen interface allows for all kinds of gestural interactions, no watch carefully because this part is tricky— the software is pretty old fashioned, so it's not really streamlined properly...

[And on and on she goes, mostly just blocking the screen with her head but sometimes pulling back to chatter cheerfully about function trees and spaghetti code. God help you.]

...and that's why you should always change your password on a monthly basis— of course I change mine much more often than that, but I guess it's harder for people who don't have a digital memory hey what's your name, I'm Conan, but you can call me 'Tachikoma!'

[Zoroark sputters and scrambles, trying to avoid being trapped under this apparently HEAVY human-machine and she's... way too confused to even create an illusion for this situation. Never before has her personal space been of so little importance]

What do you think--!

[just staring. Staring. And not really listening. Because what the fuck. When she can FINALLY get a word in edgewise;]

Get. Off. Me.

Huh?

[I'm two and what is private space?]

[She finally thinks of a decent illusion to escape and fills the immediate area with a thick, dense fog, using the distraction to slip out from under the robot and stand a few feet away. Because she's still curious, especially since this little thing seems like a child. So she dispels the illusion and folds her arms]

You were in my personal space, Tachikoma. Do you know what that is?

[Oooh that's pretty cool. Tachikoma's eyes are cameras, and while those are fooled, the infrared isn't— not that it moves to stop her. Tachikoma aren't aggressive outside of combat situations. Even then, they usually wait for orders before hopping into the fray.

It watches her with interest.]

Oh, is that a bad thing? I thought I was helping!

[stupid machines, so hard to trick. :( But either way, she escaped from certain doom.

... This machine certainly is childlike. HER ICY HEART, it is melted a little]

You were. Sort of. But you were speaking much too fast, and you were also in my personal space. Most prefer to have at least a few feet between themselves and others, especially those who they do not know. [she summons up another illusion, two generic people, standing about two feet apart] These two people do not know one another. This spacing is good. [the two people move together so that they are mere inches from each other] This is... not as acceptable.

[The terrible doom of being too close to an adorable robot child? Perish the thought! Tachikoma tilts its head like a dog, staring curiously.]

Oh. But why is that spacing better? Isn't it more private, if you stand closer?

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Tachikoma

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU BACK?

:DDDD

I love this series, hardcore

tachikomas are just the cutest things ever created ever

They really are.

I love them

Incidentally: they love you back

djsakld the cutest. You need to app her totally omg

I can't, I play too-close of a canonmate! Maybe somebody else will~