http://badumtish.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] badumtish.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2011-02-26 08:25 pm
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leah and i want to do something silly so



Okay so here's how it goes. You post ICly or OOCly with your character account or mun account whatever. And you ask for advice in the form of a letter or whatever you fucking feel like doing. Then the two most mature characters in all of CnC (Zoro and Marceline, obviously) answer them. In my head this doesn't count as a meme just something stupid Leah and I want to do.
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[personal profile] out_of_time 2011-02-27 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

I've done some very bad things in my life, and worry about the example I'm setting for the people I work with who look up to me. How can I Do What Needs To Be Done without inspiring them to become the way I am?

Sincerely,
Worried

[identity profile] zolo.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
DEAR ABBY,

MAMA
JUST KILLED A MAN
what do?


love,
your biggest fan....
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[personal profile] magicalworld 2011-02-27 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby

Every single year I ask Santa to give me a rocket launcher for Christmas but no matter how good I act try to act am he never delivers! I've sent a lot of letters to complain and have tried to contact Santa's customer service department, but I'm not getting any responses and I don't think he even has a customer service department. Who do I have to talk to get a rocket launcher?!

Sincerely,
Annoyed

P.S. The launcher doesn't have to come from Santa, if you know somewhere else I could get one.

[identity profile] unforged.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

I'm training to become the world's greatest swordsman. But my biggest rival cheated and now has like a ten year head start on me.

How can I catch up to him?

From,
A Troubled Rival

P.S.
He uses my sword in his mouth. How can I make him stop that? The thing's probably covered in his drool for eternity now.

[identity profile] saylikewhat.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:32 am (UTC)(link)


PS: Not the blue part, though. That tastes like Windex. Gross.
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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2011-02-27 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

My boyfriend broke up with me because he's still in love with his ex, who's also one of my good friends. I still care deeply for them both, but don't know what I should do.


Signed,
Unlucky in love
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[personal profile] professorlionface 2011-02-27 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

My boss is a terrible person. He hasn't smiled in perhaps ten years, he treats everyone like their subordinates in his private militia, and he's leading us all to our doom. Worse still, he goes mostly unchallenged because everyone else is either too scared or actually buys into his "heavy is the crown" act.

I'd already quit back home, but now he's followed me here and against has become my boss. I truly enjoy this job, but cannot work under his supervision.
I also worry for the future well-being of my colleagues. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Feeling Blue

[identity profile] gothiphile.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Abby,

I want to go shopping, but I really don't feel like lugging around my own bags. I don't have minions any more, and the only expendable labor around will get lost with my bags, end up in the middle of a duck pond, and ruin everything.

Seriously. He's done it before.

So my question is, where should I go to buy a leash for him?

Almost sincerely,
Annoyed at Zoro

[identity profile] nine-tries.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

Due to a few recent events (including an argument I've had with an ex-employer going very badly and failing an assignment), my own self-worth has been going totally down the drain. I think my penchant for crippling people is being replaced by a crippling case of depression?

Usually when something like this happens I have a few friends to pick me back up, but they're not around to help as they always do. How do I deal with these horrible feelings?

Sincerely,
Super Sad
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[personal profile] nottheanswers 2011-02-27 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
loling forever

[identity profile] ridi-arlecchino.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

How do I win back the mass-murdering clown of my dreams?

Hugs and Hand-grenades,
Heartbroken

[identity profile] wiederholt.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 04:39 am (UTC)(link)




Ahhahahaha....

[identity profile] rock-it-punch.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby

In the City I've got a happy relationship going on, but back in my world there's this vampire girl I've got a thing for. If I end up going back forever, would could I do to make her interested in me?

Sincerely
Awesome Cool Guy

[identity profile] pas-de-ducks.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

My best friends seem to be sad a lot lately. I tried making chocolate chip pancakes but it doesn't work for very long. What should I do?

Sincerely,
:(

[identity profile] love-and-lace.livejournal.com 2011-02-27 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Dear Abby,

Everyone is mad at me for totally no reason again. It seems like every time I try to help people they end up angry with me. But I can't stop helping people, I'm just too generous like that.

What's wrong with them, and how do I fix it?

Sincerely,

Totally Innocent
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