who wants to be a piece of meat?!

[hexappeal]

GEE IT'S AWFULLY LUCY-Y UP IN HERE, I KNOW! But I could use some last minute plot help.

Zatanna is taking Whiskey dude-watching with the intention of finding her a date. I know what you're thinking: this is beautiful, how can I help??? Well, we're looking for some random guys to pop-in and help make this log as horrifying as possible. They're going to be all over the City, so you can specify if it's at a grocery store or a restaurant or on the street or whatever -- just expect to be awkwardly flirted with and/or rated on a scale of 1-10. Maybe even within ear-shot. If possible, it would be awesome to get a volunteer or two to go on a date with Whiskey. It could be hand-waved, but you would have to work the details out with Karra (the lovely player of Whiskey!).

If this disgusting abomination is something you wouldn't mind being involved in, please drop a comment here and start a new thread! They can be as short as you'd like! c:


EDIT: Whoops, forgot! Could we keep it at 20+ in age? Ideally 25-45 years old. Just uh. So there isn't the wrong sort of creepy!

Comments

[pacifisted.livejournal.com]

It'll be just like flashbacks to Aphrodite's torturous love spell.

Go for it.

[hexappeal]

oh god i forgot about age this is what happens with impromptu hideous

[shiromadoushi]

What age range we talking here?

[hexappeal]

WHOOPS. Thanks for reminding us. We're obviously looking at 20+. Preferably 25-LET'S GO WITH 45.

[nottheanswers]

it might be weird

he's met them both already
(except whiskey was kinda........dead the only time they met in person)

[hexappeal]

But Vic
Don't you want to know what your number is

[natureinblood]

...

I want Remus in on this.

[hexappeal]

That's good. I want Remus to be in on it. And probably not enjoy it, for the most part.

[wins]

/throws jim at this

[hexappeal]

10.

[was-sleeping.livejournal.com]

Whiskey would go on a date with him even if just to drive Topher insane.

[comesback.livejournal.com]

/jumps on

...Hi, I just felt Jim and Jack seriously need to meet.

[iron-fister.livejournal.com]

tosses danny in

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

'sup danny

[radiantly]

... I could throw Doctor Zoidberg in human form in there?

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

I can't think of anything I could desire more than this.

[was-sleeping.livejournal.com]

I THINK YOU OUGHT TO.

[ridi-arlecchino.livejournal.com]

Are they just going to be on a bench somewhere holding up scorecards like Olympic judges?

[was-sleeping.livejournal.com]

someone draw that

[godofnicehair.livejournal.com]

I SURE DO LOVE AWKWARD THINGS

[tamerlane.livejournal.com]

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO JOIN IN

[boogaroos.livejournal.com]

Ha, awesome. Why not. Prepare to have Lion-O or Booga show up

[hexappeal]

Zatanna hasn't asked her about if she finds not-entirely-human-types attractive. Guess she'll find out. x3

[lastsonofmars]

25-45 definitely lets out J'onn. *lol*

[pandablade.livejournal.com]

HOW ABOUT 25,000?????

[hexappeal]

WHAT A COINCIDENCE
THAT'S THE PERFECT AGE

[supergabbie.livejournal.com]

why am I tempted to do this with Two-Face or Andy

oh right because I'm awful...

[hexappeal]

Only as awful as the ones responding to you. c:

[comesback.livejournal.com]

WOULD YOU LIKE CAPTAIN HIDEOUS?

[hexappeal]

WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK MANDY