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HOW TO PLAY?
➊ Post your character.
➋ Your character is now from a mirror version of Cape and Cowl- Everything about their personality has been completely reversed!
➌ Tag around with either other mirror characters or with normal characters, for extra confusion!
➍ Anyone who says they are late will become Zoidberg in the mirror universe.

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No, but the machine did pull you through, so even if you don't think you're that useful it probably gave you powers or something.

Actually, pretty sure it had to have.

But what if it's something I'm no good at putting to use?

Aw, I'm sure you can do something with it. Just keep using it and I'm sure you'll figure something out.

But that's the problem, I don't have the brains to figure things like this out.

Well, uh, I am not the smartest guy around, but I could try to help you out with it.

If you really want to tell me what the problem is.

Well, uh... [ After a reluctant pause, he brings out the Abstract. ]

I have this book, right? It has everything written in it!

Woah, everything?

[He is so checking this out.]

I don't know, seems like everything.

Huh, that's pretty cool. So you could just know everything you wanted to then? Or is that not how this thing works?

I guess? But what would I do with any of that knowledge?

Well, a lot I'd think. Isn't there some saying about how knowledge is power?

If your book has got everything in it then why don't you look at it for an answer on how to go about using it?

Knowledge is power, but you still have to know how to use it.

And that...might've been the first thing I looked for.

Oh.

Uhhh, well, maybe there are hints in there?

Nothing. Just pure information.

Huh.

That's pretty weird, brother.

If I were smarter, more of a planner, I could do something with this.

But I could never manage anything like that...

Do you know any brother or sister who is good at making plans?

I'm an only child.

Uh, not exactly what I meant. I mean, do you know anybody who's good at that stuff?

Not here, no.

Hmmm, maybe we can get to finding them or something, might be worth it.

...Maybe we could?

Well, yeah, maybe. I mean, I'd like to think that somebody would just be nice and help us with this, but what if we got a mean guy or something instead?

It's not the kind of thing...you can just share with anyone.

[He just pauses, considering this.]

Guess you'll have to make some good and smart friends then. Couldn't hurt to have some friends anyway.