ext_185175 ([identity profile] noelleno.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2011-07-08 09:25 pm
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RETURN OF THE DARE MEME!!

1- Eames
2- Envy
3- Bond
4- Harley
5- Gamzee
6- Terra
7- Lust
8- Khisanth
9- Jessica Wakefield
10- Mitchell
11- Jessica Drew
12- Deadshot
13- Tom Blake
14- Bender
15- Lyra
16- John
17- Lily
18- Raven
19-Peter
20- Wesley

Go forth with every blessing.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you realise I'll be getting every penny I can manage from you, darling.
caprihorn: (Default)

I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO REPLY IN HERE oh well

[personal profile] caprihorn 2011-07-09 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
You're both up at being motherfuckin' terrible motherfuckin' parents, just so you all motherfuckin' know.
viced: (B')

LMAO THIS WILL JUST BE AWFUL

[personal profile] viced 2011-07-09 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Oh fuck off and go chill.

[ STARING. AT BOND. ]


And you're not getting shit and you know it.
boozebot: (everybodys a jerk. you. me. this jerk.)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-09 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Shut the hell up! [BANGS HIS GAVEL LOUDLY]

The Right Honorable Judge Me is presiding over this case, so you better have some good reasons for divorce.

[identity profile] fantasycliche.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'd like to say now that I'd like to be emancipated.
caprihorn: (Default)

[personal profile] caprihorn 2011-07-09 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Can I all say I'd like to be motherfuckin' emancipated too? They're motherfuckin' wicked bad parents.
caprihorn: (Default)

[personal profile] caprihorn 2011-07-09 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck no, if you all can go we all should be able to up and go too.

[identity profile] askedtobe.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You and me both.
viced: (Are you shitting me)

[personal profile] viced 2011-07-09 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.


[ come up with a plan come up with a plan ]

It's a sexless marriage.

[ SCORE ]
boozebot: (benders gotta bend)

[personal profile] boozebot 2011-07-09 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[looks between them...]

Yeah, you're both pretty unattractive. Fine. Just tell me what you want.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh fuck of it is!

Only because you won't sodding bend over when I want it, darling.
viced: (Text | Will reject it all)

[personal profile] viced 2011-07-09 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
That's because you're terribly unattractive!

[LIES]

[identity profile] markofawitch.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
OBJECTION!

He's very attractive!
viced: (Sooooo what??)

[personal profile] viced 2011-07-09 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Bullfuckingshit! Look at that hair! It looks like it's caked with gel! And his ass looks like [ Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeer. ] like he's gained a metric fuckton of weight!

There's no way around it, he's let himself go. I blame the kids.

[identity profile] markofawitch.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure you can't find anything you like in there?
viced: (God really??)

[personal profile] viced 2011-07-09 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. His dick is miniscule, by the way. When this is over and he hits on you, remember that.

[identity profile] doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 11:15 am (UTC)(link)
OB-FUCKING-JECTION! It's nothing to do with the size of my dick.

[identity profile] fantasycliche.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Gamzee keeps poking me. Make him stop.
caprihorn: (Default)

[personal profile] caprihorn 2011-07-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, hey sis.

We're not motherfuckin' touching you now.

[Yep, it's the not touching you game.]