Are You Prepared To Make Romance To A Woman

[amoray]

THE DATING SIM MEME



• Make a thread for each character.
• Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. Create a set up or leave it blank, up to you!
• Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from, like an actual dating sim.
• See this for an example!
• Threads don't have to be romance related, they can be anything!

stolen from memebells!

Comments

[amoray]

>complain about your problems because you miss when she used to pretend to listen to you about those. because you really, really do.

Kan, I know we got our differences, but I gotta glub at somebody and Ed's busy hawin' a mid-life crisis or somethin'.

One more feelins jam, for old times' sake?

[glowsferatu]

[ she stops and glares, and eyebrow raised to incredulous heights ]

You can't possibly be serious.

>beg
>try to make your case like a reasonable person
>throw a tantrum

[amoray]

>throw a tantrum.

Don't be a fuckin' ingrate. I helped you tons with recognizin' your red feelins when you were playin' koi with Wris.

[glowsferatu]

Of course, Eridan, you're certainly assisted me in understanding these red feelings that I to this day can hardly comprehend! Especially given that I'm fairly certain they weren't entirely red to begin with.

>fight the implication that you ever could've been wrong
>drop the issue
>resort to violence

[amoray]

>fight the implication that you ever could've been wrong.

Please. You were so redsick it was upright silly and not to mention secondhand-type embarrassin' for eweryone else inwolwed. Ewen that assblood Kar knew what was goin' on.

[glowsferatu]

Then perhaps he could enlighten me, because, again, even I'm still not entirely certain what was going on in that situation, and it was far more complicated than you seem to think. I have my sincere doubts that you're more familiar with my feelings than I am.

This wasn't as simple as when Feferi spurned you, you were merely another burden on her back, and mistook her tolerance toward you for affection. In my case Vriska was both the burden and the object of my uncertain desire.

>take exception to this
>feel some misplaced need to defend feferi's unthreatened honor
>pile on the insults
>resort to violence

[amoray]

>feel some misplaced need to defend feferi's unthreatened honor and take exception to this while piling on the insults. fuck year, you do what you want.

Hey, don't fuckin' talk about Fef like that, shitblood.

And I wasn't any sorta significant burden I'm pretty sure anyway and ewen if I was I wasn't doin' it purposefully, renderin' your argument moot as fuckin' fuck. Were you possessin' half a coddamn thinkpan, you'd realize that your ownself.

[glowsferatu]

You misunderstand, it wasn't a slight against Feferi. She's one of the most long-suffering and admirable people I've ever had the privilege to know, and that she could deal with you for as long as she did is testament to this. She has the grandest heart of any of us, and she deserves far better for it than to waste even an iota of that space on you.

The argument doesn't become moot merely because it wasn't your intention, Eridan. The effect still remains.

>be the privilege-denying douche
>change the subject to something you may have a better chance at winning
>recognize the error of your ways
>resort to violence