Are You Prepared To Make Romance To A Woman

[amoray]

THE DATING SIM MEME



• Make a thread for each character.
• Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. Create a set up or leave it blank, up to you!
• Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from, like an actual dating sim.
• See this for an example!
• Threads don't have to be romance related, they can be anything!

stolen from memebells!

Comments

[girlyboywonder.livejournal.com]

[fantasycliche.livejournal.com]

[love-and-lace.livejournal.com]

[Aphrodite is sitting in front of a vanity brushing her hair]

* Did you get a hair cut?
* Do you need a hair cut?
* Leave or I'll chop your hair off.
* I'm going to eat your head.

[dupable.livejournal.com]

[timehacked.livejournal.com]

[]

> Hey, whatcha writing?
> Dude, get your feet off the wall!
> NERRRRRRRRRRRRRD
> Stick it in.

[hexappeal]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[A very clean-shaven and dapper WILD EDDIE appears. And he's looking so probably irritated at Eridan. You...]


> Offer a smile and a hello.
> Ask about the latest chapter in the slashfic "A Bonding Question" and why Eddie never tops!
> Ignore him.

[witchofwinds.livejournal.com]

[amoray]

[hexappeal]

[SCREW IT I WILL BE THE FIRST. Oh, hey, look! It's Zee. In a place. Where you are. It looks like she's spotted you, since she's coming over with a wave. She stops a few feet away. WHAT DO??]


>Tsundere greeting.
>BLUH BLUH BLUH FAKEMAGE.
>Act like a normal person??

[secondhandwebs]

until we can do this for real

[incywincyhero.livejournal.com]

[You're mid-conversation with your alternate dad/cousin. Despite being your elder both chronologically and Spider-riffically, he looks annoyed and petulant.]

But I like the clothes I have -- I don't need a makeover.

> Sigh, and explain why he does in strenuous detail.
> Sigh, and try bribing him with coffee.
> Sigh, and suggest going on patrol instead.
> Just drag him to the mall before he can really put his heels down.

[[I can't count XD]]

[ks-city-shuffle.livejournal.com]

[latrodectus]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[nottheanswers]

[The Dashing Detective approaches, his suit pressed neatly and well-fitted. It looks like he's coming your way!]

> Preempt him with a clever remark.
> Sneer and ask him what he wants.
> Swoon.

[incywincyhero.livejournal.com]

[heal-or-execute.livejournal.com]

[Your new asexual alien co-worker is in front of you, blinking at you with his pupilless eyes. You:]

>Talk about how great haplo-diploid egg-laying is
>Talk about how great science is
>Attempt to make suggestive lower-eyelid movements in keeping with Salarian standards

[jadedsidekick.livejournal.com]

[lol memes going up when i have to leave for a two-hour shift......]

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

[tinybutdeadly]

[foreverbouncing.livejournal.com]

[paints-lanterns.livejournal.com]

[girlverine.livejournal.com]

[blue-and-proud.livejournal.com]

ONE CANNOT POSSIBLY BE MORE PREPARED

[glowsferatu]

GOOD BECAUSE WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN

[amoray]

One ERIDAN AMPORA is making a beeline at you from across the room. He isn't visibly armed, but he is pissed, and the odds of him coming solely to bitch at you are astronomical. In fact, he's already sucking in a breath - likely to start a hemospectrum-fueled tirade.

Again.

>RECIPROCATE AGGRESSIVELY.
>STAY OPEN-MINDED.
>SHOW YOUR DISINTEREST.
>RIP HIS THROAT OUT.

[hellisforchildren]

[professorlionface]

[nottheanswers]

[out_of_time]

[You are being approached by THE FUZZ who wants to use your power again, this time to find corpses in the harbour. You:]

>Attempt to explain that you are not a piece of police equipment
>Discuss payment
>Decide that finding murder victims is more important than your dignity and independence and agree to help for free.

[timehacked.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to say that the header for these things being Starscream is my fault

I don't think I originated this meme (it was probably Alba or something) but hey




also why isn't this tagged with all the starscream tags

[liebe_krieg]

[magicalworld]