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goshdarnspam2011-07-16 02:02 pm
amoray) wrote in goshdarnspam2011-07-16 02:02 pm
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Are You Prepared To Make Romance To A Woman
• Make a thread for each character.
• Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. Create a set up or leave it blank, up to you!
• Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from, like an actual dating sim.
• See this for an example!
• Threads don't have to be romance related, they can be anything!
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memebells!
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[ Oh right! But there's a arrow jammed in your back right now, and it really hurts! Luckily it didn't hit any organs or anything, but that pain is still pretty distracting.
Better get on this. ]
[ And of course by Fight, you mean attempt to smack Gamzee into the side of the building using the wind. ]
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He's flash stepped somewhere and might even try to flash step right next to you and do something awful like shove poisoned Betty Crocker goods in your mouth.]
>Better prepare for that Betty Crocker evil and shut your mouth tight
>Keeping doing the windy thing and hope it gets Gamzee
>What? You wanted this fight to be a dance off, damn it start dancing.
>Try to type in a smarter command than the ones presented to you.
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[ This is unacceptable! Vile! Hideous! Why couldn't he have just shot you with another arrow? That would have been so much better!
Either way your mouth is vacuum sealed, and no disgusting, poisoned Batter Witch brew is getting in there. The nice thing is that Gamzee is now close enough for you to try to grab onto him. ]
ICON DOESN'T QUITE FIT, BUT I HAVE TO USE SOMETHING RELATED TO BAKING
Gamzee is within range, but he hasn't stopped shoving that cake into your face. What will you do about?]
>EW, GET THAT CAKE OFF FOR STARTERS.
>Just grab Gamzee, you're sure he'll drop the cake anyway.
>Shove the cake back at Gamzee.
>Kick Gamzee somewhere unpleasant (shin or crotch).
THE BAKING MAKES IT FIT!!
[ You quickly wipe the cake off your face, while grabbing onto Gamzee's arm, and ripping the cake out of his hand and trying to shove it in his face! Lets see how he likes it now!!
And for good measure you try to knee him in the crotch too. ]
OH GOOD :o)
[You have successfully shoved cake into Gamzee's face, grabbed his arm, and kneed him in the groin.
It sadly looks as though he's going to successfully punch John in the groin as he sort of falls.
Well, at least you'll have plenty of options to deal with this - oh, wait, no something is wrong here you only have two options.]
>Type in a command.
>CHEAT.
:Db
[ Fuck. Punch to the groin is almost as bad as a knee to the crotch! You double over too, hands between his legs.
LIKE THE ARROW STICKING OUT OF YOUR BACK STILL AND CAKE ALL OVER YOUR FACE WASN'T BACK ENOUGH.
Officially the worst day ever. ]
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>Get up and make him pay for that laughter.
>Just get up.
>Do something ridiculous about this.
>CAN YOU GUESS WHAT COMMAND WOULD NORMALLY GO HERE BY NOW?
Option 5 >Almost forget to change journals and transform into Dave
[ That is the boring answer! You chose the boring answer, John. Then again, considering how you're wobbling around, your probably still in pain.
Understandable, all things considered. ]
That's one of the cheats
[Oh look, Gamzee's getting up too and there's some left over cake in his hand.
How did he even keep a hold on that?]
>Take care of the cake problem.
>Try to reason with Gamzee.
>Take him down.
>GUESS WHAT THIS IS, GUESS.
clearly the best cheat
[ By which you mean windy thing the rest of that cake out of his hand. If you're fighting him, you're doing this without the involvement of baked goods! ]
the very best
>Block that asap
>Take the blow and take the opportunity to do a sweet move as you do
>WINDY THING SEEMS SMARTER
>You do really know what this option is. If you don't the game will start calling you a liar.
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[ So you do that and try to toss Gamzee back into the wall again. ]
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[Oh there goes Gamzee right into the wall.
God damn it he flashed stepped away again. WELP, at least he's probably got no Betty Crocker to attack with now.]
>KEEP DOING THE WINDY THING
>GET OUT OF HERE
>CHEAT
>LIAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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[ In all directions! Always! Forever! You will get him eventually!
That or you'll destroy a couple of nearby buildings. ]
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[You destroy a couple of nearby buildings! That's what you wanted to do anyway, right?
Gamzee is nowhere in sight, sadly.]
>This game sucks, you're going to play a different one
>Cheat
>There was another option here, but it's gone now
>LIAR, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS. YOU KNOW.
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