Are You Prepared To Make Romance To A Woman

[amoray]

THE DATING SIM MEME



• Make a thread for each character.
• Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. Create a set up or leave it blank, up to you!
• Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from, like an actual dating sim.
• See this for an example!
• Threads don't have to be romance related, they can be anything!

stolen from memebells!

Comments

[hexappeal]

[SCREW IT I WILL BE THE FIRST. Oh, hey, look! It's Zee. In a place. Where you are. It looks like she's spotted you, since she's coming over with a wave. She stops a few feet away. WHAT DO??]


>Tsundere greeting.
>BLUH BLUH BLUH FAKEMAGE.
>Act like a normal person??

[amoray]

[>Tsundere greeting.

Eridan sees her coming, and sets a hand on his hip. after all, haughtiness is the way to a wwoman's heart!!]

You're not comin' to blow a fuckin' hole in me like eweryone else lately, right Zee? 'Cos it's wreakin' hawoc on my dry cleanin' bill.

[hexappeal]

...uh. Not quite sure why you'd think that, but no. I'm not. [She leans forward, lips forming into a worried pout.] Is everything okay? Do you need any help?

> CHANGE SUBJECT.
> GET ON HER ABOUT TREATING YOU LIKE A KID/PUPPY/OTHER SMALL WOUNDED ANIMAL.
> GROVEL AND BEG FOR HELP.
> SAY SOMETHING THAT MAKES IT OBVIOUS YOU'RE A TOTAL BAD ASS AND DON'T NEED ANY HELP.

[amoray]

>SAY SOMETHING THAT MAKES IT OBVIOUS YOU'RE A TOTAL BAD ASS AND DON'T NEED ANY HELP.

Alternian princes are basically fuckin' built for gettin' tortured, Zee. I got it cowered.