Are You Prepared To Make Romance To A Woman

[amoray]

THE DATING SIM MEME



• Make a thread for each character.
• Each thread-starter is the protagonist of their thread. Create a set up or leave it blank, up to you!
• Each responder should supply a list of four options for them to choose from, like an actual dating sim.
• See this for an example!
• Threads don't have to be romance related, they can be anything!

stolen from memebells!

Comments

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[A very clean-shaven and dapper WILD EDDIE appears. And he's looking so probably irritated at Eridan. You...]


> Offer a smile and a hello.
> Ask about the latest chapter in the slashfic "A Bonding Question" and why Eddie never tops!
> Ignore him.

[hexappeal]

> Ask about the latest chapter in the slashfic "A Bonding Question" and why Eddie never tops! (As if there was any other choice.)

Oh, hey, Eddie. You look a little irritated. [A friendly pat on the back.] I know it must be difficult, being a bottom all the time. Not everyone is as strong-willed as I am. [Or as good at jumping out of cakes. Why do they always write fanfics about her jumping out of cakes?]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[He flinches, his irritation growing more profound.]

I cannot believe you have the time to indulge in such inanely fanciful material. And, for the record my dear Zatanna, I don't bottom all of the time. I don't.


> CHALLENGE THIS STATEMENT.
> Suddenly feel like eating cake and invite Eddie along because he'll probably pay anyway!
> Begin quoting choice lines from said slashfic.

[hexappeal]

> FIRST TWO. SHE IS MAGIC THEREFORE THE RULES TO THIS GAME WILL BEND TO HER WILL.

You seem so very sure of that, don't you? [She wraps her right arm around his left one (because this is what you do, when you see someone totally ragin') and gives him a pull in her direction.] I want some cake and could use some company.

[Oh wait. Invitation. Whoops. Guess it's more of a command, huh...]

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

[MAGICAL. And Eddie seems rather unperturbed, perhaps even pacified by her movements. Maybe he would like some cake and company himself. Or maybe he's just used to hearing commands. Regardless, he offers a smirk and a suggestion of cake shop.]

-- Because who could say no to such force?


> Say James Bond, because Bond never bottoms. Unlike Eddie.
> Accept it as a compliment-turned-rhetorical question and change the topic to something uncomfortable.
> Craftily magic Eddie's dashing purple tie to a SCALDING YELLOW.
> Get nearly mugged by some nonsensical daylight robber.