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[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

THE FOLLOW ME HOME MEME.

Congratulations! The Porter has decided to send you home! But, even worse, it brought some of your friends (or enemies) with you!

1. Reply here with one character/comment or stick all of their names whatevs. (make it easy and put their canon names :D)
2. People reply.
3. They've been ported back to your character's canon!! (i.e Han posts > Eames replies > Eames is stuck in Star Wars and trolls Darth Vader's dreams as Padme)
4. ???
5. Profit.

Comments

[viced]

I'm not. It's the only thing that listens anymore. [ And he leaves it at that, rocking on his feet. ]

Shit, this isn't how it's supposed to be, bringing people here. What the fuck was the porter thinking?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

One can never tell with that machine. Hasn't made my life any easier.

I'll be staying with you for at least a few days.

[viced]

You can't. I'll have January order you a hotel room, but you can't stay here.

[ Secrets and secrets abound! ] It's a National Security thing. It's just me here.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Oh, just tell the press I'm a boyfriend. They'll forget all about National Security.

[viced]

No, fuck off. You are not going to try and pull that bullshit here. I don't want to fucking hear it!

[ Oof, there's that nerve. ]

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

You're a lot less fun here.

[viced]

I have a more important job here, and I'm not talking about being Vice-President!

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

You have a more important job than Vice=President?

[viced]

Yes! I have the biggest job in the fucking world, and I'm not letting anyone shit on it!

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Modest of you.

[viced]

It's not about modesty, James. It's about something that only I know about, and if I'm not getting things ready, the world's going to burn. I'd think you'd understand.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Right.

Where are you getting your intel from, exactly?

[viced]

The shit in my head. Why do you think I'm doing this by myself?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

And how do you plan on stopping a world wide blaze?

[viced]

I've already stopped it once, and closed the gate.

[ He waves a hand, dismissing that. ]

The only way to stop it is to prepare the entire world for it. From the only place that can. [ wtf is he saying, Mitch you're fucking insane. ]

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Right. Well, sounds like a noble enough cause.

Perhaps I'm here to give a hand.

[viced]

[ HE JUST WANTS TO STOP A WAR. Then he's going to go be a hobo on the street or something idefk ]

Uh huh. James, we're going to fight an army of alternate mes. With robot spider bodies.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Well. I've dealt with worse.

Sort of.

[viced]

Shit, James. I could kill you with my voice. [ Not admitting that. He's done it. ] What makes you think they couldn't do worse?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Could you?

Slowly or quickly?

[viced]

Yes.

[ Looking around the room now. ] Probably quick.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I'm rather good at that myself.

[viced]

I know you are.

[ He sighs. ]

This just, I can't let this go wrong. I'm the only one who knows.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I can keep secrets.

[viced]

I know.

[ A sigh ]

Shit. Why did they let you come with me? Is this the Porter's way of sending me help?