http://notastickwoman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] notastickwoman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2011-10-08 11:37 am
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THE FOLLOW ME HOME MEME.

Congratulations! The Porter has decided to send you home! But, even worse, it brought some of your friends (or enemies) with you!

1. Reply here with one character/comment or stick all of their names whatevs. (make it easy and put their canon names :D)
2. People reply.
3. They've been ported back to your character's canon!! (i.e Han posts > Eames replies > Eames is stuck in Star Wars and trolls Darth Vader's dreams as Padme)
4. ???
5. Profit.

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Evidently.

[ The rumble of his voice is natural now, even when he's incredibly distracted by... everything around here. It frankly looks like the Cave when he has the time to experiment, with different parts and different machines all over the place.

The sounds and voices are gone. The single voice of the City is gone, faded entirely. No more powers, then- good. Except that it makes it a little difficult to communicate with the Porter.

And find out why the hell he's here instead of Gotham. ]


What year is this?
viced: (B')

[personal profile] viced 2011-10-09 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ Rubbing the back of his neck. Shit, this is awkward. ]

It's 2009, at least in my home. Or it should be. Shit, if it isn't, I'm going to be so pissed.

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Explain.

[ He's already walking over, his fingers tracing the air above the equipment, eyes narrowing as he takes in the circuitry, the forms. ]
viced: (No I'm not getting old)

[personal profile] viced 2011-10-09 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ In the middle of the room is just a jetpack, and there are relics from his days as a superhero, but the most striking notes in the room are the red phone, McCain/Hundred poster, and other photographs from his Great Machine days. ]

This is the Observatory, where the Vice-President lives. [ He thinks that says enough. ]

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ The McCain/Hundred poster indeed. Good thing there's no Lex Luthor running for president here, is there? Bruce taps his fingers against the wall, drags it over the lines of the photographs of the Great Machine...

Lands on the jetpack. Turns it over. ]


This is DC. [ A confirmation. ] You should be able to get me a laboratory, then. [ A sharp smile. ]

To go back.
viced: (I don't get you)

[personal profile] viced 2011-10-09 08:14 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, there aren't any laboratories like you're thinking! [ He rolls his eyes. ]

I could point you in the direction of the Smithsonian, but we don't have crazy superhero science here. The most we have is me, and do I look like I can do more than build a shitty jetpack that can't land?

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Blinks. ]

I can make it land. [ Complete confidence. ] But tell me what 'Smithsonian' is first.
viced: (/eyeroll)

[personal profile] viced 2011-10-09 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
That fucking thing moves at my voice what makes you think you can make it do what I can't? [ So pouty, but he looks out the window. ]

Shit, sometimes I forget. It's a museum. They have some rudimentary labs, but you'd be better off just finding a pharmaceutical company and trying to use theirs.

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
Because I know 'superhero science'. [ That is actually an answer, and not mockery. ]

'Finding' a pharmaceutical company, or breaking in into one, Mister Vice-President?
viced: (Mysterious Stranger)

[personal profile] viced 2011-10-09 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not doing shit! I can point you in a direction, but as far as anyone knows, I will be here in the Observatory. [ Grabbing a hooded jacket from the closet now. He didn't say he wouldn't come... ]

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
As far as anyone knows.

That's a strange qualifier.


[ He's onto you. ]
viced: (Darkness Falls)

[personal profile] viced 2011-10-09 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ A grin ]

Well, if I didn't moonlight occasionally, how could I still call myself a superhero?

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 11:48 am (UTC)(link)
I thought those only exists in your fiction. [ So dry. Then he crosses his arms. ]

I need a cover story for now. How good is the governmental cyber-security here?
viced: (Constant barrage)

[personal profile] viced 2011-10-09 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
You're joking, right? [ SLY ]

If punks who spend too much playing World of Warcraft can get in, so can you.

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
You're the most unconventional politician I have ever met. [ HE MEANS THIS IN A REALLY GOOD WAY ]

The Vice President will be having a new assistant as of tomorrow. I'll send you the memo with the name and cover story an hour before I drop in. [ Smirks. ]

I'll see what I can do about that jetpack.
viced: (Can't deny)

[personal profile] viced 2011-10-09 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's pinching the bridge of his nose. ]

Oh my god. January is going to think I'm holding a grudge. Make sure to introduce yourself to her. Nicely.

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll try my best. [ Dry forever. ]

Are you going to stop me from getting a portfolio of your staff as well?
viced: (This isn't the windy City)

[personal profile] viced 2011-10-09 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. Go for it. It'll help you socialize with them better, won't it?

[ God he really is a bastard ]

[identity profile] kingofrooks.livejournal.com 2011-10-09 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Socialize. [ So dry. Soooooo dry.

Shrugs. ]


I'll see you tomorrow, Mister Vice-President.