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THE FOLLOW ME HOME MEME.

Congratulations! The Porter has decided to send you home! But, even worse, it brought some of your friends (or enemies) with you!

1. Reply here with one character/comment or stick all of their names whatevs. (make it easy and put their canon names :D)
2. People reply.
3. They've been ported back to your character's canon!! (i.e Han posts > Eames replies > Eames is stuck in Star Wars and trolls Darth Vader's dreams as Padme)
4. ???
5. Profit.

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[He will just... sneak up on them and bang their heads together. Proven comic book technique! He doesn't want to do anything too gruesome with girls watching, also, that is not very much fun for him. Since they are knocked out, he makes an "all clear" type motion at the convenient tree.]

[ slowly... moves up beside him. holy shit there are two unconscious nazis on the ground. but, seriously? she raises an eyebrow at him and whispers as quietly as she can: ]

That was the lamest fight ever. Just so you know.

It worked, didn't it?

[He is rifling through their gear! He knows that besides the firearms, they've got a standard issue knife and also a shovel, canteen, and bread box. Mmmm, rations.]

[ subject change!! since he's right and she doesn't have any room to bitch about it because holy shit nazis. ]

Either of them got a map?

[ that could be helpful. also, why is there a shovel that comes standard. that seems so random. ]

Edited 2011-10-09 06:19 (UTC)

[The shovel is for digging trenches.]

Nope, that'd be too easy. Maybe if we find an officer. That guy's got binoculars, though.

[With a practiced air, he takes the sidearm from one of the unconscious Nazis, checks to make sure it is loaded, and then hands it to Gwen.]

[ huh ]

[ she takes the gun carefully and just stares for a moment. ]

It's like an antique.

D'you want the submachine gun?

Do you want me to end up accidentally shooting you in the butt?

Well, there you go. They're nice guns.

[And apparently Bucky had decided he's looted all he wants and is looking to split.]

Yeah, sure. Are we moving away from the Nazis yet?

[He just nods. Back to the convenient tree!]

[ awww yes, convenient trees are the best. ]

Okay, I think I remember where we are.

Really? Where?

It's a secret island in the British Channel. Baron Zemo's got a castle, here, he was building some kinda superweapon.

So what does that mean, other than we're screwed unless we can find a boat?

Or a plane. There's planes.

[Conspicuously leaving things out.]

Can you actually fly a plane?

Yeah. Of course.

Okay, so where's the but in all of this? We're close to England and you can fly a plane, but...

This is sorta where I died.

That shouldn't make that much of a difference to anything.

Zemo's working on a super-duper secret weapon that'll— well, it won't do any good. I have to stop him.

... Is it there is where you died - past tense - or this is where you're going to die in the near future?

Maybe I won't die this time.

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