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[amoray]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme



● your character is now on a cellular network in the city
● they can now leave texts for the whole network or specific people
● they can be drunk, they can be sleep deprived, they can be hyped up on sugar it doesn't really matter which

SO BASICALLY:

● leave a comment with a funny text
● use this site for inspiration as needed
● text back to other people
● ???
● profit
● wake up the next morning and regret it all
● STOLEN FROM HERE

Comments

[soulbonder]

there was a lot of corn

[soulbondee]

are you in a corn field

[soulbonder]

not anymore

[soulbondee]

where are you now

[soulbonder]

a field with large, green plant stalks

it is fun

[soulbondee]

what kind of plants
i thought you were going to pick up cat food

[soulbonder]

i couldn't find any souls of the damned

[soulbondee]

i said get purina
how did you mix that up

[soulbonder]

in my language purina is "souls of the damned"

[soulbondee]

CUT THE CRAP
YOU DON'T HAVE A LANGUAGE!