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[amoray]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme



● your character is now on a cellular network in the city
● they can now leave texts for the whole network or specific people
● they can be drunk, they can be sleep deprived, they can be hyped up on sugar it doesn't really matter which

SO BASICALLY:

● leave a comment with a funny text
● use this site for inspiration as needed
● text back to other people
● ???
● profit
● wake up the next morning and regret it all
● STOLEN FROM HERE

Comments

[bests]

Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis

[leaps]

yes?

ngl i had like three of these saved for the next time this meme came up

[wins]

I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.

whatever i'm tagging everything I DO WHAT I WANT 1/2

[leaps]

If McCoy were here he'd kick your ass.

[conflagrations]

in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.

[identical]

that explains a lot

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

why do people keep suggesting i put a flower/flowers in it

its like you were calling me

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not honestly asking that.

[identical]

jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. how's your weekend?

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

its
happening

[leaps]

It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.

[wins]

I love your life. Can we trade?

[arakhnes.livejournal.com]

Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally

[hellisforchildren]

See, that would just give me performance anxiety. Don't ask whether I'm speaking from their perspective or yours, I'm still not sure.

[skort]

You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.

[nottheanswers]

You know that's why their prices are so high right? They gouge them and then with all that extra money they make they can't even spare a couple extra packets of lousy ketchup.

My burger weeps at this display of corporate bullying.

[bestfrond.livejournal.com]

I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

what is this cr...

[sansrestraint.livejournal.com]

[shesmashes.livejournal.com]

Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.

more like you were calling me

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

I think you should tell them that in person

[glowsferatu]

I Was Asked To Partake In A Field Sobriety Test Early Yesterday Morning
A Crowd Gathered Watched Me Successfully Complete It And Applauded My Efforts
However The Cops Arrested Me Due to The Fact That I Humored Them With A Bow And Fell Over

[conflagrations]

oh man that's rough

[amoray]

if you wwant my lovve you got it
if you need my lovve you got it
i wwont hide it
i wwont throww your lovve awway
wwooooo

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[pilfered]

This is going to be BYOBM trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.

[hexappeal]

what

[disillusionists.livejournal.com]

[pilfered]

not the man in the yellow hat?

[not-polish.livejournal.com]

If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.

[sansrestraint.livejournal.com]

[soulbonder]

there was a lot of corn

[soulbondee]

are you in a corn field

[soulbondee]

you have 3 tries to guess what i just got kicked out of

[soulbonder]

school
your family
denny's

[curses]

OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?

HALKGJSLKDG

[chipsfalling.livejournal.com]

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?

[pluckyreporter]

Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.

[oxfordian]

I can't believe they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work

NO I MISREAD THAT (FUU) reading comprehension y u fail me

[sansrestraint.livejournal.com]

[thebadturtle]

the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom

FOR A SPECIAL, LIMITED TIME ONLY.

[chipsfalling.livejournal.com]

GRABBY HANDS

[touristlike.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a fun night

[spacebatman]

I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.