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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

● your character is now on a cellular network in the city
● they can now leave texts for the whole network or specific people
● they can be drunk, they can be sleep deprived, they can be hyped up on sugar it doesn't really matter which

SO BASICALLY:

● leave a comment with a funny text
● use this site for inspiration as needed
● text back to other people
● ???
● profit
● wake up the next morning and regret it all
● STOLEN FROM HERE

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Have you given it much thought?

I'm njot really in the condition for thinking eddy well i can think with anythinb but my brain

Edd...ie. It's Eddie.

Eddie.

hi, eddie

Hello, Thomas. Let's play a game. What's the one thing you want right now?

A bed?

For sleeping?

i'm just afraid that whatever i type will have you manhooding me

falsehooding...

What a load of cock and bull.

"my name is eddie and i'm an expert on penis"

Falsehood. Your name is not Eddie.

"I'm Thomas and I don't know my own name. Also I can't seem to handle my own liquor boo hoo!"

):

You did not just do that.

i'd do a suggestive winking face but i can't find the semicolon rihgt now

There's nothing seme about your colon.

i don't even know what that means

Why not?

i don't

What do you know then?

do you want to take me home or not?

So I can, what, take advantage of you?

i mean my home i was going to steal a car but i think it might be a bad idea for me to drive right now

I think it's a bad idea for you to steal a car right now.

but i want it so bad right now