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[amoray]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme



● your character is now on a cellular network in the city
● they can now leave texts for the whole network or specific people
● they can be drunk, they can be sleep deprived, they can be hyped up on sugar it doesn't really matter which

SO BASICALLY:

● leave a comment with a funny text
● use this site for inspiration as needed
● text back to other people
● ???
● profit
● wake up the next morning and regret it all
● STOLEN FROM HERE

Comments

its like you were calling me

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

I hope you're not honestly asking that.

uh maybe i was

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

uh yeah

it's not my fault everyone wants to decorate the space you left me

uh were you

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

With flowers.

uh maybe i wasn't

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

yeah

uh liar

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you need a matching set.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

i'll think about it

Totally unrelated question and don't take this the wrong way but are you sterile?

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

I find it very hard not to take that the wrong way.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

I was just thinking about how adorable your babies would be if you ever had any

no offense

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

I have plenty of children, I'll have you know. You're just too much of a pathetic meatsack to realize it.

And what exactly do you think you're doing?

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

harsh

i bet you can guess what i'm doing right now

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

Disgusting.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

actually i'n eating a burger on the floor

not like masturbating to the thought of you so don't think otehrwise

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

I hadn't even considered that.

I meant everything about you is disgusting.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

but I thought you liked me?

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

As fertilizer, absolutely.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

Wow, you're playing so coy

you can be honest w/ me

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

Perhaps I'll just put you out of your deluded misery.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

shh, hhhs/

tjere's no need to hide those emotions anymore

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

Would you like me to really show you my emotions? How I honestly feel about you?

I think you might enjoy it.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

do you have any idea how much I enjoyed our last tryst together?

Of course I'd enjoy the enevitable next one.

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you agree, Thomas. I can't wait.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

We just have so much potential.

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

As much potential as any man and myself does.

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

if I were a woman, would you be attracted to me?

[toxicologies.livejournal.com]

Considering you would still be you, no.