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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

● your character is now on a cellular network in the city
● they can now leave texts for the whole network or specific people
● they can be drunk, they can be sleep deprived, they can be hyped up on sugar it doesn't really matter which

SO BASICALLY:

● leave a comment with a funny text
● use this site for inspiration as needed
● text back to other people
● ???
● profit
● wake up the next morning and regret it all
● STOLEN FROM HERE

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I find it very hard not to take that the wrong way.

I was just thinking about how adorable your babies would be if you ever had any no offense

I have plenty of children, I'll have you know. You're just too much of a pathetic meatsack to realize it. And what exactly do you think you're doing?

harsh i bet you can guess what i'm doing right now

Disgusting.

actually i'n eating a burger on the floor not like masturbating to the thought of you so don't think otehrwise

I hadn't even considered that. I meant everything about you is disgusting.

but I thought you liked me?

As fertilizer, absolutely.

Wow, you're playing so coy you can be honest w/ me

Perhaps I'll just put you out of your deluded misery.

shh, hhhs/ tjere's no need to hide those emotions anymore

Would you like me to really show you my emotions? How I honestly feel about you? I think you might enjoy it.

do you have any idea how much I enjoyed our last tryst together? Of course I'd enjoy the enevitable next one.

I'm glad you agree, Thomas. I can't wait.

We just have so much potential.

As much potential as any man and myself does.

if I were a woman, would you be attracted to me?

Considering you would still be you, no.

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