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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

● your character is now on a cellular network in the city
● they can now leave texts for the whole network or specific people
● they can be drunk, they can be sleep deprived, they can be hyped up on sugar it doesn't really matter which

SO BASICALLY:

● leave a comment with a funny text
● use this site for inspiration as needed
● text back to other people
● ???
● profit
● wake up the next morning and regret it all
● STOLEN FROM HERE

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Why not?

i don't

What do you know then?

do you want to take me home or not?

So I can, what, take advantage of you?

i mean my home i was going to steal a car but i think it might be a bad idea for me to drive right now

I think it's a bad idea for you to steal a car right now.

but i want it so bad right now

Thomas. Behave.

i'm not a dog you know

I'm not particular good at training cats, though.

creeping into those s&m undertones i'm not comfortable with

Sometimes a little discomfort is a good thing, Thomas.

are you coming onto me...

I'm pushing you out of your comfort zone.

maybe you should try it when i'm sober because as it is my comfort zone is pretty wide you know

You're saying I ought to push harder?

i don't think i said that?

You might have implied it.

i'm also pretty sure i didn't imply that stop trying to gag me with all your thoughts

"Gag" you? Was that a Freudian usage?

totally

So you're really into submission?

i don't even know where you got that from

Call it logical deduction.