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the questions & answers meme

ONE• post with your character asking a question. (example: where did you grow up? what's your worst fear?)
TWO• characters reply to other character's questions truthfully
THREE• threadjack to your heart's content. shenanigans are mandatory.
FOUR• obligatory no one is ever late if you say youre late you will get slapped with a wet noodle!!!!
FIVE• boobs made me do this who stole it from someone idk

Comments

[deadfool]

Genetics, mostly.

[identical]

No, I mean. A mild case of that is kinda impossible.

[deadfool]

It was hyperbole, kid! Yeesh, nobody around here has a decent appreciation of drama.

[identical]

Cancer's a serious thing, dude.

[deadfool]

Are you sure?

[identical]

Uh... yeah.

[deadfool]

I do have it, you realize.

[identical]

Shouldn't you be in a hospital?

[deadfool]

Nah, I'm immortal now!

[identical]

... What?

[deadfool]

I got me a healing factor courtesy of the good old U.S. of Canada. And all it cost me was hideous disfigurement for eternity and also my sanity!

[identical]

Yeah, I could kinda tell with the last one.

[deadfool]

WHAT THE? What gave it away?!

[identical]

US of Canada, for one.

[deadfool]

Come on, that's not a symptom of insanity, that's a symptom of idiocy. Where are your priorities?

[identical]

Elsewhere.