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[dreamself]

time for a not!meme

this question is easy (or not)

basically what quadrants are your characters in. not what quadrants should they be in or what quadrants do you want them to be in. its what official quadrants theyre in. which i know, if youre not a troll, is hard to apply since lmfao quadrants are a troll thing but... use your best judgement

feel free to mention unrequited and former quadrants too

and for the confused, an easy quadrants reference

Matespritship, the flushed quadrant (♥) -- love/romance/affection/positive romantic feelings etc
Moirallegiance, the pale quadrant (♦) -- form of guardianship, but it isn't simply about being platonic soul bros forever. they are compelled to watch over their moirail and keep them in line. also a romance
Auspiticism, the ashen quadrant (♣) -- consists of three people, one "auspistice" and two others who have the possibility to fall into kismesis. auspistices mediate interactions and keep relationships functional
Kismessisitude, the caliginous quadrant (♠) -- hatred and sexual attraction. you don't want to kill your kismesis, you want to make them suffer for as long as possible. thrives on rivalry and known as "fated nemesis"

ps if youre having troubles with this or dont quite know where your relationships fall the homestuck cast will shove themselves at you and help you out

pps QUADRANTS ARE RELATIONSHIPS HOW DID I NOT MENTION THIS ANYWHER ELSE

Comments

[nottheanswers]

kanaya is <> with terezi and c3< (aradia/julian keller)
she's also setting up an auspistice between herself and eridan that is either sue or nill?
former quadrants include <> vriska until she broke it off (she wanted <3 at the time instead anyway), <> karkat until she told him he'd be better off with gamzee, equius c3< (eridan) until he ported out, and she complained about it all the time anyway
unofficial crushes include <3 rose and <3< carrie

vic might be considered <> with khisanth?
hank was <3 with amanda waller

[somethinglawful]

Terezi's only official quadrant at this point is Terezi<>Kanaya. She thinks Terezi<3Finn is a thing that is happening but Finn may not realize they're actually in a relationship yet? I NEED TO TALK TO TOBY ABOUT THIS anyway. She also has an unrequited blackcrush on Gamzee and has been blackflirting with Raphael to try and get Gamzee to be jealous of her for a while now. (It isn't working.) Also until very recently she had an auspistice in the form of Tavros, but that is no more.

Stein doesn't have romantic interest in anyone, except that he thinks Bellatrix is hot while hating her so I guess you could call that an unrequited blackcrush. In my dreams Bellatrix and Ladd fight for his black affections. /waggles eyebrows appropriately

Czeslaw is forever alone, his most significant CR is with Ruka, Lust and Ladd and....yeah...............sorry you guys I know you all ship Czeslaw<>Lust



***also!!! Terezi has adopted Daredevil as her man-lusus which means she thinks he is her glorified pet/guardian/partner in crime. And she thinks he is the best ok

[fingerbang]

yeah we all know lust has to pacify czes' violent impulses
happens all the time

[amoray]

W W E L P

CANONICALLY:
<> Feferi (separated
<3 Feferi (unrequited)
<3< Vriska (separated)
c3< Kanaya + Vriska (unrequited)
<3< Sollux (unrequited)
<3 Jade (unrequited)
<3 Nepeta (unrequited)
<3 Karkat (unrequited)
<3< Rose (unrequited)

C&CNONICALLY:
<3< Kanaya (unrequited)
<3< Rose (unrequited)
<3< Gamzee (separated)
<3 Gamzee (separated)
c3< Equius + Kanaya (separated)
<3 Jade (unrequited)
<3 Ruka (???)
<3< Zatanna (unrequited)
??? Feferi (who the fuck knows, it's sad and angry)
<> Eddie (requited!!1)
c3< Sue + Kanaya (ERIDAN DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT YET LOL)
<3< Batman (...............)

[somethinglawful]

don't forget the time eridan tried to get terezi to auspistice between him and sollux

and got rejected heh

[soulbondee]

Ruka: ♥ nada (though if we go with potentials/unrequited this would take hours to explain; short version: almost all the boys), ♦ nada (formerly Metabee 8( ), ♣ nada, ♠ probably not even capable of the last one.
Yuma: ♥ nada, ♦ Kotori actually (she's the one who keeps him in line and he's the one who watches over her, but since humans don't have that whole "predisposed for horrific violence" thing it's more "keep from destroying self because feelings/getting killed because trucks and bazookas,") ♣ Astral vs Every Human but mostly interceding between Astral and Kaito (who spend all their time blackflirting I'm not even kidding), ♠ not even capable of this one.
Terra: ♥ Zelgadis, ♦ nada, ♣ was sort of this between Zel and Illidan for a while I guess but then Zel died and then she murdered the shit out of Illidan a couple times so there was that. doesn't really feel ♠ in the romantic sense.

[livesarock]

shipping ruka with everyone

also truck what

[hellionated]

Julian is ♥ with Sofia Mantega
Also Aradia has some level of ♠ for him, and Kanaya has installed herself as ♣. Julian doesn't accept Kanaya as that, and pretty much just thinks Aradia is this girl that he annoys sometimes and they're cool.

I think that's it?

Ginny…has none of these I don't think, so I'm not even doing an extra comment for her. foreveralone.gif

[klutziness]

rikku♥santo

scathach♦cassie i guess SHE IS HER GUARDIAN??

gemma♦pietro&angie (they are one being okay)
gemma is awkwardly between ♥ & ♦ for daredevil......

nill♦everyone
nill♥damian in the most platonic way....... idek if that's possible so i guess an extreme form of ♦??
nill♣for kanaya(?) and eridan? I AM NOT SURE but it is a thing that was discussed

feel free to suggest others
HELP ME OBI WAN TROLLNOBI YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE(S)

[nottheanswers]

enough people offered that i'm not sure who the auspistice will be at this point
but i guess nill and sue are the top candidates and kanaya still insists that rose get one too no matter how much she argues

[lyntergalactic]

THIS IS ALWAYS SO CONFUSING TO ME
SOMEONE C'MERE AND HELP

though i think gwen and carol are the only two with relationships that'll fit into these categories... :|a

[dreamself]

gwen is probably c3< with johnny
carol and peter are <3

[onblackwings]

if khisanth had her way she'd be ♠ with dick
and is ♦ with vic??
where the fuck is mick so she can ♣ for him and nick, and possibly snatch a little ♥ on the side with slick

and carrie is ♦ with tavros no matter how weird she finds the whole idea to be, and is vehemently denying any ♠ with kanaya!

[alldeduction]

sherlock is ♦ with john.

[fingerbang]

-HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA MATESPRITS YEAH SURE even if she had a romantic relationship, which would be hilarious enough by itself, it would have to be based on usefulness and compatibility (i.e. OH WE LIKE MAKING FUN OF THE SAME PEOPLE) instead of any genuine emotional attachment. even with knives, okay. even with knives!!
-I GUESS SHE WAS ♦ING VRISKA NUMERO UNO FOR A LITTLE WHILE BUT THAT WENT KAPUT oh yeah, and also anime envy back in 2009!
-lust basically blackcrushes like no other but she also always ends up wanting to kill whoever it is! past objects of interest or almost-interest-then-nope have included selina, eddie, angie (blonde not ginger), zevran, and uh, azrael kinda. SHE COULD TOTALLY POP A CALIGINOUS BONER FOR JACK BAUER IF HE KEEPS IT UP.

[radiantly]

Angelica ♥ Pietro
Angelica ♦ Gemma

[klutziness]

aww yeah

[invisibly]

Sue ♣ Kanaya & Eridan (h e h)

[dreamself]

SUE DONT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE GETTING INTO

[solar_absorber]

Apollo ♥ Midnighter
Apollo ♦ Max
Apollo ♦ Jack Hawksmoor

with possible 'in the process of becoming' ♦ relationships with Sentry and James Bond. *hoards all the platonic bromance ever*

[sweetvalleygirl]

Jessica ♦ Laura
Jessica ♥ Jason (as of like... a week ago c:)
She also still has some lingering ♠ toward Gamzee but it's waning on her end.

[dreamself]

ALRIGHT OK UH

jess is <3 with johnny

rose currently has no quadrants filled though for a while she had <3< for eridan (without realizing it) and is slightly <3 for kanaya. i think the only ~*official*~ quadrant like thing shes in is that she has a hatefriendship with terezi LMFAO

shulkie is pre much <> with clint

namora has <3 feelings for namor (though theyre unrequited/??? canon??????)

aaand tobias is <3 with rachel

oh wiat i play mindy too she has no quadrants ever but developing <> with mitchell LMFAO......

WOW MY CHARACTERS ARE PRE MUCH FOREVVER ALONE ARENT THEY

[nottheanswers]

idk if hatefriends is really quadrant related
ALSO GUESS WHAT NILL c3< (ERIDAN/ROSE)
kanaya insists

[mocks]

Bobbi ♥ Clint

I think that's really it. She might have been moirails with Pietro if he wasn't such a douchebag and intentionally hurt her feelings.

[caprihorn]

Gamzee is in zero quadrants right now

♥ Used to have a crush on Tavros, got over it and rejected him.
Used to be in a relationship with Eridan, but that ended.
He still has some weird feelings for Eridan in this quadrant though and he's currently the only person Gamzee feels red for.

♦ When Karkat was here he was his moirail, he's got no one now and is getting more violent because of this.

♣ He used to have an unofficial relationship in this with Equius keeping him from murdering everyone else.
He had an official relationship in this with Tavros but this is pretty much over now and some other things might also be sort of over with Tavros in the future here.

♠ His ex-kismesis in this is Eridan.
Gamzee's current hate crushes include Terezi, Dave, Jade, Kanaya, and Edward Nygma.
Terezi is an odd one since he has the feelings for her and they're returned, but he won't get into a relationship with her since she's both his moirail's (still counting him because he wants him to come back) red crush and he's pretty sure it would push his (sort of) red crush away if he pursued anything with her.
Eddie he got rejected by, but that hasn't completely ended his feelings yet, give it a bit.
Dave HE HAS SO MUCH ANGER FOR THIS KID I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START but at one point he was over his feelings for Dave they just came back. Lucky Dave, huh?
Kanaya he hates but doesn't quite feel like he should pursue.
Jade he just has a teeny tiny hatecrush on and it would be easy to miss.
OH RIGHT AND HE USED TO HAVE A HATECRUSH ON KATURIAN TOO I never forget things what are you talking about
oh and Rose too...

[somethinglawful]

gamzee why wont you just acknowledge herrrrrrr

[goryteller]

Katurian ♦ Andy
Katurian ♠ Fugue
And he has a one way crush on Eddie. ATTEMPTED ♥??

MY GUESSES. My disclaimer is that I know nothing about Homestuck.

[culver]

katurian♥sylph
otp 4eva :c

[gabbie]

Norman ♥ Bellatrix, ♠ Eddie, and there needs to be an Opposite of Moirails quadrant he can be in with Spider-Man... uh. Is he in ♣ with anyone?? Idek. ♦ with Victoria Hand never forget.

Felicia ♥ Eddie, umm sort of forever ♣ with Eridan and Eddie I guess. Maybe ♦ with Spider-Man someday.

Electro is ♥ with the Pro and lapsed ♥ with Bobbi, and ♦ with Parker Robbins with a little bit of ♠ for Mayor Hundred.

Harvey wants to be ♥ with Matt but Two-Face is a lot more ♠ about it (his hatred for Robins isn't quite in the ♠ direction), but really he needs someone to ♦ for him (RENEE WHERE ARE YOU). He's really his own ♥/♠.

Andy is ♦ with Katurian and forever alone everywhere else. ♠ with Gabe I suppose when he was here, never forget. :'|

Bob is sort of, but not really, ♦ with She-Hulk but is honestly just forever alone. Halfway there ♦ with Midnighter and Apollo though, perhaps...

[guardiandevil]

Ugh they really do need a ♣, don't they. :|

[eugenides]

ummmm...

clint♥bobbi & clint♦shulkie

donna♦dick

damian♦nill and oh gosh he hates a bunch of people but no one supremely...

i guess that would be it, then :|a idk how do i shot quadrants, guys

[dreamself]

u///u

[guardiandevil]

Matt ♠ Bullseye. A-yup.
He also is dangerously close to ♠ for Two-Face and probably needs a ♣ to step in.
He used to be ♥ for Natasha and now they are more like ♦ with residual ♥ feelings.
Also sometimes he has ♥ feelings for Gemma but they are faded a bit.

[dreamself]

I WANT TO OFFER AN AUSPISTICE BUT I DONT PLAY ANYONE WHO COULD LMSFSDMFDS

[dupable]

NONE.

Dave and John probably boarder on ♦ by the troll definition because John spends a good chunk of his time browbeating Dave into doing what he's supposed to, but they're not actually.

Canon did have a one sided ♠ for him and Karkat. And fuck if I even know what is going on with my own muses canon ♥ stuff with Rose and Vriska. Though at CNC he's just buddies with both of them.

[calaidi]

I think Kiryu ♥ Alastair is my only one right now. :c
While Saitou was here, he and Kiryu were moirails like whoa. And Kiryu has a canon but really bad at his job moirail in Yuusei, who was also here for a while.

Tom doesn't do romance in any form so.

[galactic]

JADE IS IN NO QUADRANTS AT ALL LMAO.

[dreamself]

LMFAO OMG JADE

[redrevving]

Nero ♥ Kyrie canonically and always and forever, I mean seriously, it's why you need to play the dude for most part of the game, yeah?

Credo was his ♦, more or less? I mean, it was his direct superior but yeah I guess?
Dante, ♦ too kinda???? I DON'T KNOW? LMFAO.

In game I have no idea. LMAO CR WHAT IS IT