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THE CR/PLOTTING MEME

HOW IT DO
01 Make a post with your name on it.
02 Reply to that post with your characters' meme responses. Everyone gets their own comment. The meme will be organized. (Refer here for examples.)
03 Comment on other people's threads with your ideas! A meme won't work if people post and don't respond. Do not be intimidated, people post because they want responses, yes even yours.
04 Keep checking back! No one is late to the Plot/CR meme. This is early for just that reason, so look back regularly to plot with errybody!
05 Stolen from Kirsten (almost word-for-word oops) who stole it from...gosh who even knows anymore. Alex?

Example:

Name: That's the character in question.
Canon: This field almost writes itself.
What is your character doing?: The sorts of shenanigans they are up to this very second.
Are you willing to have your character get hurt?: If Y, how much and in what situation.
Does your character have a job?: If N, would they like one? If Y, are they hiring?
Is your character on a team?: If N, would they like to be?
What kinds of plots are you after?: C&C encompasses the cliches of almost every genre! If you just have a direction you want to take your character, but no specific plots in mind, feel free to list that, too. Mayhap people will brainstorm. These plots needn't happen immediately either, obviously!
Is your character open for pairings?: If there’s anything you ship, you can list them if you want! Feel free to describe your character's quirks or general type.
Powers: List them. Are these powers widely known?
Skills: What are they good at? Fighting, calligraphy, underwater basketweaving, etc? Anything you'd like to work into a plot.
Likes: This also applies to personality traits that they gel with.
Dislikes: Personality traits apply here, too.
Anything else?: Free space for all your tl;dr needs. NOT JUST AN INVITATION TO POST A FUNNY GIF.

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Name: Roxanne Ritchi
Canon: Megamind
What is your character doing?: Reconnecting with the boyfriend, pursuing stories about Rossum and Bauer, flipping out over shit going on with alien invasion, feeling sort of powerless.
Are you willing to have your character get hurt?: Yes.
Does your character have a job?: Yes.
Is your character on a team?: THE NEWS TEAM.
What kinds of plots are you after?: Political, intrigue oriented--she's less action star, more legal drama.
Is your character open for pairings?: Are you Megamind? THen yes, she yes is.
Powers: Empathy + Empathic Power Mimicry
Skills: Escaping disaster, being calm when the shit hits the fan, reporting the facts, dealing with Julian being a douche, Megamind wrangling.
Likes: Smart people. Informed people. Most people, really.
Dislikes: Hal Stewart. Stalkers. Being kidnapped.
Anything else?:

Name: Garrus Vakarian
Canon: Mass Effect
What is your character doing?: Being a cop. An angry cop.
Are you willing to have your character get hurt?: Yes.
Does your character have a job?: Yes.
Is your character on a team?: Copcast.
What kinds of plots are you after?: FIGHTING EVIL. Vigilanteism. Mid-power action stuff. Government agencies. You know.
Is your character open for pairings?: Are you Tali vas Normandy? Then yes.
Powers: Alien form. Space gear.
Skills: Being a cop. Shooting things very accurately from very far away.
Likes: Justice. Guns. Calibrations.
Dislikes: Injustice. Bad people.
Anything else?: I don't have many awesome images of Garrus. :(

Name: Raphael
Canon: TMNT (Mirage Comics canon)
What is your character doing?: Hiding out because being green while there are Skrulls around and a witchhunt on is a bad idea.
Are you willing to have your character get hurt?: Yes.
Does your character have a job?: Yes.
Is your character on a team?: Team Brofist. (Which is the least official team ever)
What kinds of plots are you after?: Street level crime, action, buttkicking.
Is your character open for pairings?: Kinda? He's sort of got a-- thing. With Terezi. That he doesn't know is a Thing.
Powers: Turtle Form, Vehicle Intuition.
Skills: Ninjitsu. Being a sneaky fuck. Mechanic work.
Likes: Beer. Being left alone. Beating up people deserve it.
Dislikes: Losing his temper.
Anything else?: Can't think of any good fanart at the moment.

Name: Severus Snape
Canon: Harry Potter
What is your character doing?: Being Ported out until I'm off Hiatus.
Are you willing to have your character get hurt?: Yes.
Does your character have a job?: Yes
Is your character on a team?: Team Snape
What kinds of plots are you after?: Magical, psychological, high power.
Is your character open for pairings?: Ha ha ha ha right.
Powers: Magical Badass
Skills: Being a dick.
Likes: Being a dick.
Dislikes: Being called on being a dick, having to deal with the Potters, or everyone else, really.
Anything else?:

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Roxanne Ritchi

Garrus Vakarian

Raphael

Severus Snape