/takes two memes and stitches them together

[lyntergalactic]

THE FORCED HONESTY MEME

ONE. post a comment with your character, either a blank comment or them confessing something TWO. reply to other characters with questions and/or reactions. THREE. no one has a brain-to-mouth filter anymore. everything they say has to be the honest to god truth. FOUR. hideousness ensues FIVE. no one is ever late, this meme has been done in various ways like sixty times before, and i will love you forever if you know where the gif comes from

Comments

[sweetvalleygirl]

If I was Batman, I'd pick a partner that was at least as smart as me. I'd probably try to find one even smarter. And one that was stronger, too. And one that didn't run around making lame jokes all the time.

[undeadsidekick]

That's because you want someone to protect you. That's not a partner, that's a bodyguard.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Yeah, well. Robin is a pretty crappy bodyguard.

[undeadsidekick]

Well maybe he's not trying to protect you.

[sweetvalleygirl]

If he was my partner, he would.

[undeadsidekick]

Yeah well, he's not.

[sweetvalleygirl]

You seem to be taking this really personally.

[undeadsidekick]

No, I'm not.

[sweetvalleygirl]

That's why you're being so snippy.

[undeadsidekick]

I'm not snippy.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Are too. You're mad because I think Batman is better off without that deadweight wandering after him.

[undeadsidekick]

Shut the fuck up.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Why?

[undeadsidekick]

Because--

[undeadsidekick]

Because Robin's cool, okay?

[sweetvalleygirl]

Are you high?

[sweetvalleygirl]

Robin is not cool.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Robin is the polar opposite of cool.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Robin is about as far from cool as a person could get.

[undeadsidekick]

Nah. Robin's awesome. You just don't know.

[sweetvalleygirl]

What's so awesome about a middle schooler running around in booty shorts and pixie boots?

[undeadsidekick]

He kicks ass in short shorts and pixie boots.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Nu-uh. He makes stupid jokes and terrible one-liners and always has to be rescued.

[undeadsidekick]

No, he doesn't. Batman wouldn't be shit without him.

[sweetvalleygirl]

Batman would still be rich and have awesome friends. Robin is like... preventing him from achieving his full potential.