/takes two memes and stitches them together

[lyntergalactic]

THE FORCED HONESTY MEME

ONE. post a comment with your character, either a blank comment or them confessing something TWO. reply to other characters with questions and/or reactions. THREE. no one has a brain-to-mouth filter anymore. everything they say has to be the honest to god truth. FOUR. hideousness ensues FIVE. no one is ever late, this meme has been done in various ways like sixty times before, and i will love you forever if you know where the gif comes from

Comments

[bestprofessional]

After a few days with Sherlock, I'd say you're a bloody saint to live with. [He chuckles]

He's better since you came along, though. Don't ask me to say exactly how, but- he is.

[drpsychosomatic]

I'm better, too.

[bestprofessional]

Good. Make sure he knows that, will you? I don't think he's ever been accused of making something better in his life.

[drpsychosomatic]

He knows.

At least... he should. Second day we met we met he fixed my limp. Should have seen his face, the smug bastard.

[bestprofessional]

You've got a limp?

[drpsychosomatic]

Not any more.

[bestprofessional]

And you really are straight?

[His grin should tell you that he's kidding.]

[drpsychosomatic]

[a sigh. though... it's kind of fond.]

Straight as you are, at least.

[bestprofessional]

[that gets a laugh.]

Is Sherlock trying to chase off all your prospective dates here too?

[drpsychosomatic]

Like it's his job, yes.

[bestprofessional]

If you need a hand keeping him occupied so you can have a night out, let me know.

[drpsychosomatic]

Thanks, Greg. Might take you up on that one.

[bestprofessional]

Can't promise we won't try to kill each other, but you should be good for a few hours.

[drpsychosomatic]

Just wouldn't be an evening with Sherlock without hours spent suppressing that urge to punch him, would it?

[bestprofessional]

You feel it too then?

[drpsychosomatic]

...Actually, no. Not often. Sometimes.

[bestprofessional]

And d'you wake up sometimes with a halo over your head?

[because wanting to punch sherlock less that 75% of the time counts as sainthood in greg's book.]

[drpsychosomatic]

Not that I've noticed, no.

[bestprofessional]

[Headshake.]

I suppose that's a relief. I'd have to feel bad about swearing and drinking around you if I did.