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Jim Moriarty ([personal profile] illbebach) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2012-03-15 03:56 pm

It's a meme with a twist? A TWISTED MEME!

Oh my God! It's the
IC KINK MEME



Yes indeed, it's the kink meme with a delicate twist. Here's the procedure:
1. Post kink prompts. Anon or logged in, ICly or OOCly.
2. Fill those prompts IN CHARACTER!! You can be anon or logged into your account, you can have your characters insert themselves or take the prompt into a completely different direction if it’s IC for your prompt-filling character. The key phrase here is fill them in character.
3. NO UNDERAGE CHARACTERS IN THE SEX PROMPTS. Either age-up or do fluff prompts for them.
4. HAVE FUN!

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Midnighter/Black Mask. Turkey basting Roman.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Calendar Man and Harvey Dent realize under their passionate hatred is an enduring lust, and underneath that lust is more hatred.

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"Harvey. Harvey Dent," whispered the suspiciously childlike Julian Day. There was something about that man, something about those faces that inspired a gnawing sickness in his... Not his stomach, no, and not his thighs. Somewhere in between, whatever that place was called. It was cold like January and warm like May (Harvey's birth month) and Julian Day hated (and loved) the prickling sensation.

He stared down at a text, penned by the eloquent lawyer himself.

YOU SMELL BAD.

Oh. How this made Julian's heart pound. Such an obvious declaration of sensation! Such a bold promise of darker dreams.

He filed it under "February". The fourteenth.

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Bellatrix/Norman. He's wearing a chicken costume.

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HAHAHA

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Sulu is gangbanged by the Trek cast, past and present.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
namora/dildo shaped like a dolphin dick

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Namora licked and sucked the dolphin dick dildo to get it nice and wet. It filled her mouth and almost gagged her but she took it like a champ. Saliva ran down her chin and fell into the crack between her tits so she spread it around with her free hand, moaning. When her nipples were hard, she took the dildo out of her mouth and jammed it up her cunt.

"Yes, yes," she panted while she fucked herself.

She came three times squirting hot Atlantean lady come all over herself, not caring if the fish or Mr. Scaley Panties were watching through her seaweed curtains--she would take them all. But what she really needed was a real man who could keep up with her and whose aim is true.

And she knew exactly where to find that man. So she wiped her hand on her muscular sexy thigh and licked the rest off and fly off to find him and it was the best surprise ever the end.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Mitchell Hundred/James Bond. Mitchell tries to top, but it fails like his last legislation piece.
doubleoohbaby: (well this is a little awkward)

[personal profile] doubleoohbaby 2012-03-16 01:04 pm (UTC)(link)
At least that would be an accurate account.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Riddler and Hundred, law abiding late into the night.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Doom. The sparkles caress him.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
madison/microwave

facial abuse

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Deadpool and Bullseye's wedding night. They consummate. LOVINGLY.
seeress: (pic#)

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They look into one another's eyes longingly, the amount of adulation they bear for on another like a quivering flood of adherence. The two men lay upon a custom-sized heart-shaped bed, cradling ethereally one another in each other's arms, distending biceps seeming to ripple robustly in the sliver of the moonlight.

"Deadpool..." Bulllseye sussurrates, slowly stripping off the crisp, white cincture of his espousal raiment for the epochal occasion. The train enswathes off the berth while the other, detestably blemished man reclines against the scattering of rose petals that frame his body.

It was their wedding night.

After so long a time courting one another with caliginous feelings, they finally aggregated together in their moment of matrimony, something everyone expected would happen. The ceremony was ostentatious, irreproachable, and galvanizing, but their moment of consummation even more so. Bullseye slides the dress down his waist, continuing to sibilate Deadpool's name. "I've always needed you in my life. You're the handle to my blade, the ammunition to my guns, the crayon to my Crayola."

Deadpool clutches Bullseye imperatively in his audacious arms, tugging him down abreast of him on their bed of love-making, pressing one finger against the other's lips. "Shhh. There are no words now. Only dreams."

And then they had sex and it was beautiful.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Doom x Namor, the passion of despotic rulers

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Bullseye and Two-Face take a bubble bath together.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
He couldn't kill Dent with bubbles. The damn things popped midair, unprepared for the velocity he inflicted on them. He seethed as he watched Harvey Dent expose himself under the silky warmth and luxurious mounds of soaped orbs, trying really hard not to look at anything too masculine.

I'm not queer, he thought. Fuckin' no. I can't even pronounce words fully in my own fuckin' thoughts, whaddya expect?

But as he tried to avoid Harvey's inexplicably bear-like thighs and his drizzled-with-testosterone chest, Bullseye felt his own manhood question itself. Some bubbles by his pelvis popped.

He needed something solid to fling into Dent's frontal lobes, right now. Immediately right now.

Bullseye looked to his left. Oh. Perfect.

"Rubber ducky. You're the one."

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The Porter has fallen in love with Bender, and so they totally do it.

Bonus points if you kill off Deadpool!

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Flash Thompson/Spider-Man.

I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Ghost hacks into Thor's old email account and finds a plethora of erotic Avengers fan fiction.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Rose and Kanaya's wedding night.

Bonus points for Twilight references.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Image

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Killface and Felicia Hardy are left to repopulate the earth.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Bender/Mayor Hundred.

I've got a boner to pick with you.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Harvey Dent/Matt Murdock. Sexy lawyer times.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So the two gay ass fuckfaces were screwing in the most disgusting way ever but little did they know someone was watching through a rifle scope about to complete a flawless and amazing hit. A single bullet went through two skulls almost simultaneously along a carefully crafted trajectory. The bodies crumpled beautifully to the bed and while it was not the ending the assassin had always dreamed of, it would have to do.

At least whoever found them would be skeeved out and mentally scarred forever but just in case, the assassin took a few pictures for blackmail.

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(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Kate Kane and Felicia Hardy. Keep the masks on.

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Sherlock Holmes/Molly Hooper. There's a sudden lack of clothes and everyone must use teacups to cover their naughty bits!
somethinglawful: a really shitty doodle by terezi pyrope age 6 (H3LP M3 D4V3)

pretend this is anonymous

[personal profile] somethinglawful 2012-03-15 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
F1LL FOR "EDDIE NYGMA/GIANT QUESTION NOODLE PLZ"

HASAGHGSHAH

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my. Where did you find that photograph of him?

Re: HASAGHGSHAH

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Stein/Katurian. Medical kink.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Lust/Bellatrix. Vying for dominance.

(Anonymous) 2012-03-15 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Doom/Loki

Making Namor jealous.

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