karkat is:

- living in a gross swamp with a gross clown and a gross dragon
- trying to keep the gross clown calm
- experiencing severe insecurity and doubt regarding his abilities to keep the gross clown calm
- alternating between seething about and feeling sad about eridan ampora
- going through a teen break up with terezi pyrope
- being sad about terezi pyrope
- assuming everything terezi pyrope does is tailored to hurt him
- being an ass to terezi pyrope
- unaware of who terezi pyrope is actually dating
- complaining about everything
- worrying about kanaya maryam and the gross clown aka gamzee makara
- having confused and mixed feelings about jade harley
- met edward cullen and hates himself for the impression he made
- determined to hassle edward more because that is how you make friends
- endlessly frustrated at how difficult it is to stick his nose into everything when he lives miles away from where everything is.
- tired of being accused of pale promiscuity