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[amoray]

THE "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" MEME



- post details on what your characters are doing right the fuck now, i.e. a list of their current day-to-day activities or shenanigans. or, leah gives instructions from 2010.
- respond to other peoples' details on what their characters are doing right the fuck now.
- PLOT??

Comments

[crab]

karkat is:

- living in a gross swamp with a gross clown and a gross dragon
- trying to keep the gross clown calm
- experiencing severe insecurity and doubt regarding his abilities to keep the gross clown calm
- alternating between seething about and feeling sad about eridan ampora
- going through a teen break up with terezi pyrope
- being sad about terezi pyrope
- assuming everything terezi pyrope does is tailored to hurt him
- being an ass to terezi pyrope
- unaware of who terezi pyrope is actually dating
- complaining about everything
- worrying about kanaya maryam and the gross clown aka gamzee makara
- having confused and mixed feelings about jade harley
- met edward cullen and hates himself for the impression he made
- determined to hassle edward more because that is how you make friends
- endlessly frustrated at how difficult it is to stick his nose into everything when he lives miles away from where everything is.
- tired of being accused of pale promiscuity

[culver]

poor karkat :c

[crab]

pictured, emotionally volatile thirteen year old........

[culver]

come to nill's bosom
she will listen to all your problems
because she can't talk

[crab]

nill made a pretty ok impression on karkat I WANT TO SEE THEM GET MORE CR....

[culver]

slowly collects all the trolls
ME TOO they could awkwardly meet somehow idk

[crab]

GETTING CR IS SO AWKWARD WHEN HE LIVES IN LOUISIANA is there any reason why nill would go all the way down there

to a smelly swamp

[culver]

LMFAO well
not unless damian took her tbh
or there was a class field trip sob

[crab]

DAMN

karkat will be back in the city eventually though, this is a temporary setup until weird platonic alien romance stuff is all settled and comfortable.

maybe they could chat over his IC contact post?????

[amoray]

oh my god karkat :c

[crab]

he just has a lot of feelings ok.

[glowsferatu]

karkat btw your moirail is gross

[crab]

karkat really needs to make him take a bath.

and wash his hair.

[glowsferatu]

bathing your moirail is an established pale maneuver
might've done a thread about it already, little bit

[crab]

it's just hard to find proper bathing facilities in a swamp... karkat is probably pretty gross as well at this point.

[glowsferatu]

you could get team space to help him get too somewhere better for it except o o p s

[crab]

guys why do you hate his wife moirail!!! (the worst part is he understands exactly why they hate him and can't fault them for it)

[glowsferatu]

there'd probably be a fight if either of them had to meet him sigh

[crab]

karkat would use himself as a meat shield.

he's not sure who precisely he's shielding.

everyone.

[onblackwings]

THE SWAMP IS AWESOME EXCUSE ME

[crab]

IT'S DISGUSTING, KARKAT DOESN'T LIKE IT AT ALL.

[onblackwings]

KARKAT IS DISGUSTING

man khisanth just can't understand why no one likes copious amounts of mud, water, and giant bugs

[crab]

khisanth and karkat need to talk more...

[onblackwings]

i agree i really like their CR so far!! C: and their names just go so well together too...

hey if karkat ever needs some like
saving
or anything
he does know a giant acid-breathing lizard

[crab]

yesssss. i want to see where it goes.

an acid breathing lizard and a psychotic murderous clown, what great company he keeps.