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The Compulsion Meme



1. Tag in with your character
2. Either use RNG or pick a number from the options below, or just make up your own and forget numbers
3. Tag someone else with said compulsion.
4. Shenanigans ensue
5. ???
6. Profit


 COMPULSION LIST
feel free to make your own if you don't see what you like here

1. Punch in the Face
2. Lick
3. Make out
4. Bitchslap
5. Rap Battle
6. Dance Battle??
7. Brofist
8. Pants
9. Speak Latin (or Tongues or something)
10. Creeper's Choice

Comments

[solar_absorber]

You're not going to let that go ever are you?

[waspishly]

Not when it happened a few minutes ago. No.

[solar_absorber]

Look, I apologized. It won't happened again. Ever.

[waspishly]

It won't.

[solar_absorber]

[aww they're agreeing :)]

Now that we have that out of the way...I'm Apollo.

[He slowly stick out a hand. She doesn't look like the handshake kind of person, but it's worth a shot.]

[waspishly]

[He guessed right. She's just going to stare at the hand in what might be mild disgust.]

... Lisbeth.

[solar_absorber]

[Well he walked into that one. Can't say he didn't try.]

Pretty name.

[He wants to wince as soon as he says it. He just hopes she won't think he's flirting or something.]

[waspishly]

[Wow, just wow. So much staring from her side of things, silent and unimpressed.]

[solar_absorber]

[He stares back for a moment before shrugging.]

You don't take compliments well do you?

[waspishly]

No.

[solar_absorber]

[Awkward silence is awkward.]

...Maybe something to work on in the future.

[waspishly]

[Lisbeth makes every situation awkward.]

Or maybe work on your come on attempts...

[solar_absorber]

That. was. not. a. come on. I was trying to be nice!

[waspishly]

To a total stranger.

[solar_absorber]

Is there a law against that I don't know about?

[waspishly]

Yes.

[solar_absorber]

And that would be?

[waspishly]

A very important law.

[solar_absorber]

No I mean...forget it. I'm clearly wasting my time.

[He pinches the bridge of his nose. You are a piece of work Lisbeth.]

[waspishly]

Maybe start with not licking next time.

[solar_absorber]

Right.

But something tells me you wouldn't be anymore personable if that was the case.

[waspishly]

You catch on quick. [Finally releasing her grip on the tucked away taser and instead withdrawing a packet of cigarettes, sliding one out and lighting it quickly.]

[solar_absorber]

Those things will kill you.

[The words come out before he can stop them. After years of lecturing Jenny about her habits, it's become a bit of an automatic thing.]

[waspishly]

[She just glances to him with an arched eyebrow.]

So will driving a vehicle, crossing the road, staying indoors, using power tools, swimming, flying, and every other activity in life.

[solar_absorber]

[He narrows his eyes. In for a penny.]

All of those things will kill you faster and hopefully less painfully.