kinky —adj , kinkier, kinkiest 3. informal, attractive or provocative in a bizarre way

[clement]

HEY GUYS GET READY FOR THE

IC KINK MEME



1. Post kink prompts, anon or logged in, ICly or OOCly.
2. Fill those prompts IN CHARACTER!! You can be anon or logged into your account, you can have your characters insert themselves or take the prompt into a completely different direction if it’s IC for your prompt-filling character. The key phrase here is fill them in character.
3. NO UNDERAGE CHARACTERS IN THE SEX PROMPTS. Either age-up or do fluff prompts for them.
4. HAVE FUN!
5. NOBODY IS LATE, I posted this hella early, so get in here.
6. This wording and meme tweest stolen from, and credited to, Sara!

Comments

so what if I do not even go here I do what I want

[bestprofessional]

[so much facepalm]

[drpsychosomatic]

[all the facepalm for all time]

[bestprofessional]

Pub?

[drpsychosomatic]

God yes.

[bestprofessional]

He's your flatmate- you're paying.

[drpsychosomatic]

Wait, I'm going to be punished for that? You don't think I am enough already?

[bestprofessional]

First round. Next round's on me.

[drpsychosomatic]

Fine. As long as we get them in quickly.

[bestprofessional]

I'm ready when you are.

[backatthehotel]

...s'pose I couldn't be invited along.

[bestprofessional]

You are?

[backatthehotel]

Am I? I'm asking. Not really expecting a yes, though. Bit awkward.

[bestprofessional]

Sorry- I meant who're you? Haven't got a problem with more drinking buddies, but it's nice to know who you're toasting.

[backatthehotel]

Name's Pink. The, ah. The bloke mentioned in that lovely bit of literature.

[bestprofessional]

Ah, right. Sorry about Sherlock then. He gets like this when he thinks people aren't paying him any attention.

[backatthehotel]

I think he might be jealous of me going steady with Mol. Or just worried 'bout her. Either way. I'll buy at least a round.

[bestprofessional]

Good man. [Greg is always willing to be friends with someone buying alcohol.]

I should warn you though- that anything does happen to Molly I won't hesitate to let him at you. [Ahahaaa he's still smiling isn't this nice? He's not threatening you at all.]

uh since you posted in the meme you have to come back it's like a law

[alldeduction]

[what.]

I will break all the laws okok

[bestprofessional]

You've no idea what you're doing, do you?

uh nope you have to or we punish you with riding crops

[alldeduction]

No idea what you're talking about. [la la la~]

well this *is* the kink meme >.>

[bestprofessional]

[eyeroll] Don't quit your dayjob is all I'm saying. Smut isn't one of your strengths.

/brandishes

[alldeduction]

That, I am more than willing to admit completely.

ooh, mr holmes, ooh~

[bestprofessional]

Is it a month of blue moons? Sherlock Holmes is willingly admiting he's got a weakness.

i put on my robe and wizards hat

[alldeduction]

Of the smut-writing variety?

Why, is this another solar system moment.

w-wait this is not what lestrade wanted go back to the whip o_o

[bestprofessional]

[headshaking] Just. Forget I said anything.

And don't ever try writing something for one of these again.