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I'm just going to. leave this here.

Superhero Dunks - barats and bereta

ILU

well I was

talking to ane one day
and I mentioned hamlet so she mentioned how you PEOPLE make light-is-hamlet jokes
so it was like
oh
hamlight
that's like light ham

DIET MEAT

and it was determined that light is diet meat

TAGALAGGLE

dkf;sfdkaj

HOW DID I MISS THIS

/SCREAMS

HOT /touches it

IT WAS ON AIM

BREATHE

ew that is unsolicited touching, lemon B|

/NEVER BREATHES

/EVER

but they are so cute ):

/......CPR

assault is still assault >B|

/ENJOYS? OH WAIT NO THAT'S NOT MOUTH TO MOUTH CRAP

make kit stop laying eggs in my butt 8(

well go tag me then

also tell me why they're making out in an aquarium of all places

the poor innocent fish

/oh would you like mouth to mouth instead

what

oh the fish can deal with it they're grown-ups

aaaaaa east you

you whatever you are

/. . . maybe 8)

i don't know sob

they clearly like it

so shady

those fish

east just wants to be lauved

/oh okay then

tell her I am making my serious face at her

they are peeping tomfish

well he's going to be lauved

a lot

/yaaay

she says she laid eggs and they hatched and now there are baby kits in my butt ;_________;

that is the creepiest kind of fish what is wrong with the sphere

oh

oh good (8

/(8

well tell her if they are in your butt clearly she is

a

poop

the real secret of the sphere: all animals want to SEE YOU GET IT ON

B)

/B)

/8)

I SEE
WHAT YOU DID
THERE
MADAM

sex in the aquarium must be so unsanitary

speaking of sex
they share a room
do they
share a bed
now that in magical game time it's been like what
some number of days
or are they still insanely ridiculous

WHAAAT

ewwwwww

YOU HAVE SUCH A ONE-TRACK MIND

i. idek
does east even

know what sex is

hey you're the one who said the animals like to watch people get it on

so

shhhhh

he understands the basic
mechanics

but he likes being cuddled )8

i meant people in general of course

>>

<<

sldfdj cuddling

af;dsladf fallen would cuddle him

and then i bet east would just fall asleep on him one night and fallen would just

=A=

but not move because then he'd wake up

oh and also kit says she is making a serious face back at you

oh
of course

cuddle him foreverrrr also he totally would fall asleep on him

and then he would feel bad when he woke up

...and probably offer to make fallen breakfast to make up
for it
and stuff

MY SERIOUS FACE IS BETTER

aaaaaaaaa fallen would just

not sleep all night, what

'/blinks. breakfast what? oh. yes okay. /sleeps at table'

IT IS YOU WIN SO MUCH BBDOLL

also tagalaga

east would feel so terrible and insist that he nap

forever

he would also bring him blankets and maybe snuggle up to him
a lot

GOOD TIMES
also tag 4 u

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