i can do not-memes while on semihiatus

[chinderella]

Do you have City-specific headcanon for your characters? These don't have to be BIG things, but things like, what restaurants do they go to? Something about the setting that changes their habits, or something about their powers that adjusts their point of view, or what they watch/read since more of the good stuff is gone.

You can answer all tl;dr or in a quick-n-dirty list or HOWEVER YOU LIKE, GO WILD

Comments

[amoray]

DON'T FLIP OUT AND MURDER EVERYBODY, he implied

AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED

[crab]

EVERYTHING IS AWFUL

whenever karkat accidentally thinks about eridan now he probably just has to take a moment to fume with overwhelming frustration

just pause and think GOD WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID YOU NEVER LISTEN

[amoray]

KARKAT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

"AT THE TIME" MEANING AT SOME POINT AFTER HE MAIMED YOUR BESTIE

[crab]

MAIMING PEOPLE AND PUTTING HOLES IN THEIR TORSOS IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA!!!!

weeps he misses eridan even more now since that feeLINGS JAM AUGH IT CAUSED AN UNPRECEDENTED RUSH OF NOSTALGIA

[amoray]

ERIDAN CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT ISSUES OF COSMO NOWADAYS

IT MAKES HIM SAD KARKAT LOOK WHAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP HATH WROUGHT

[crab]

KARKAT READS ISSUES OF COSMO AND LISTENS TO MAINSTREAM BREAK UP SONGS WHILE CURSING ERIDAN

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND RUIN A GOOD THING

[amoray]

ERIDAN SULKS/REMINISCES IN THE TITANIC WRECK

WWEH

[crab]

KIRSTEN WHY

KARKAT PROBABLY LIKES SIMPLE PLAN

KARKAT HAS PROBABLY LISTENED TO THIS SONG AND CRIED

[amoray]

THAT MAKES TWO OF THEM their lives are so difficult

[crab]

and it's only going to get more difficult THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THROW THE TWO MOST EMOTIONAL TROLLS TOGETHER

EVERYTHING IS FEELINGS

on a scale of one to ten how angry will eridan be when he finds out that feelings jam was because of ~cahoots~

[amoray]

A LOT

kARKAT HE TRUSTED YOU

[crab]

IT WASN'T HIS FAULT ERIDAN!!!! YOU DID THIS

no but karkat legit feels awful about it IF ERIDAN HAD DUG HIS HEELS IN AND MADE A FUSS KARKAT COULD HAVE GOTTEN MAD AND JUSTIFIED HIMSELF BUT BECAUSE IT WAS SO EASY HE JUST FEELS LIKE A SCUMBAG

[amoray]

IS KARKAT READY FOR THIS LOOMING BITCHFIT

BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO BE APOCALYPTIC

[crab]

IT MAY ACTUALLY GET WORSE

SINCE EDDIE DOESN'T SHOW ANY SIGN OF LETTING KARKAT ESCAPE ANY TIME SOON

HE WANTS HIM AROUND INDEFINITELY

[amoray]

LMFAO I CAN'T HANDLE HOW SHITTY KARKAT'S LIFE IS NO MATTER WHERE HE GOES

IR EALLY CAN'T

[crab]

IT IS LITERALLY THE WORST FUCKING LIFE I MEAN TODAY HE'S CHILLING IN HELL GETTING CHASED BY ZOMBIE FRIEND ABOMINATIONS AND WATCHING VRISKA GET EATEN BY A GIANT SPIDER

you know though depending on how long goes between now and the impending bitchfit and how much double crossing karkat is forced to do in the interim karkat might actually WELCOME it on some level

AT LEAST IT'S HONEST OK