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the love me meme




❤ You see someone. Lo and behold, you're in love with them; it's as simple as that. - Oh, I'm sorry, what? You're not in love with them? Well, you are now. The question is just... how are you in love with them?
❤ Post with your characters. Someone else will reply to your character. Then, you go and generate a random number between 1 and 5. Remember, that particular number only applies for that one thread.
❤ Match up that number with the appropriate category of ~*~love~*~ below, and that's how your character now feels about that replier!
❤ (If you really want a certain type for that thread, feel free to just pick one of the symptoms. But it's much more fun to draw one at random, sometimes!)
❤ Remember - just because Character A loves Character B doesn't mean Character B loves them back. (Or is going to be any less creeped out by this sudden change of heart...)

one.
Yandere love. You are obsessed with this person to the point that it is dangerous, unhealthy and absolutely insane; you want them to be with you, you, you, you, and only you, and nothing is going to stand in your way. No one is going to hurt your love - in fact, no one is going to come near your love. And if they say they don't love you? They will. You'll make them. Because you're meant to be together, and you're going to be together, forever and ever and ever. Married married married~

two.
Moe love. It is adorable, and sweet, and innocent. You want to hold hands and exchange chocolates and pretty cards and take long walks on the beach and talk about your future and your kids and aaaaw. It's just like you're in a G-rated Disney movie! You just want your True Love(TM) to be happy, and to know that you love them very much. ;u;

three.
Tsundere love. Of course you love them, but you're way too shy to admit that! Things like that are embarrassing, damn it! You'll yell and flail and hit the love of your life, but it's just because you're not sure how to show that you love them. I mean, you'll still be awfully upset if they try to leave you, or if they don't understand, or they don't want to kiss you... But there's no way you'll say "I love you"!! ... Not unless they say it first, at least. Physical comedy ahoy!

four.
Sexy love. Maybe there's some love hidden deep down somewhere, but that's not the priority here; first thing's first is that man needs to take his clothes off right now. You don't want to talk about your house and your white picket fence and your 2.5 kids; you just want to touch that person now, and you'll think about the rest in the morning. Kissing and contact and maybe a little lovin' are what you want, and nothing is going to stop you. No means yes. For underage characters (and those of us who w-would rather not write sexy things), kisses and flirting are all you need.

five.
Melodramatic love. This is very important and you know you're rushing things a little but this love was meant to be!! Your love life is suddenly a Shakespearean tragedy, complete with dramatic plot twists and turns, and you need to confess your love to the world before it's too late! There's no time to lose; in the morning, you're going to be exiled, your love is going to be hanged, your mother will be shot, your father will become a pirate and someone will kick your puppy!! For bonus points, speak in terrible, hilarious, terrible prose.

Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

[viced]

rng says 1. enjoy mitch

[aggressiveapathy]

[Hope you weren't too busy, Mitch. Because there's now an April sitting on the edge of your desk, two coffees in hand.]

So. What's with you and that old chick.

SCREAMS

[viced]

Old chick? [ He looks up, a little bit confused. ]

Wait, do you mean Janet? She's not fucking old!

[aggressiveapathy]

[Here, take this large coffee as a bribe to love her appeasement.]

Compared to America, I guess. And that's deflection. You're deflecting.

[viced]

[ That coffee? Going straight down his mouth, that's right. He needs that coffee. ]

Well, ah, she's my girlfriend, if you must know. I thought that was pretty well publicized!

[aggressiveapathy]

But she's not even in politics. What do you talk about? How people only name their children 'Janet' if they hate them.

[viced]

I have interests other than politics, you know! I'm not just a political robot! We talk about the normal shit most couples talk about!

[aggressiveapathy]

Name one.

[viced]

I don't know, how about fucking architecture?

[aggressiveapathy]

That sounds terrible. So what is it. She just looks good on a camera? Did Eddie pick her?

[viced]

What? No, I picked her! Why the fuck are you so interested in my girlfriend all of the sudden?

[aggressiveapathy]

Because it's boring and lame and I hate it. You should date in office. That's way more fun to read about.

[viced]

The fuck? Seriously? I'm not going to date someone in the office! There aren't that many people worth dating anyway around here!

[aggressiveapathy]

I am sitting right here. Female of relevant age range. Can you not see me. Is this the sixth sense?

[Scooting over to sit more centrally on the desk. Just in case. Also, one foot coming up to sit on his arm rest.]

[viced]

[ And now he's starting to get it. He looks... well. Flabbergasted. ]

Er, no. I think, I, ah. I'm not really interested in dating anyone else.

[aggressiveapathy]

But I'm better.

[viced]

Y-You?

[ He's really trying to back up now. ]

You're half my age!

[aggressiveapathy]

[Which is obviously a cue for her to slide off the desk and lean in after him.]

I don't care about that. Which means we'd be all over twitter. Unlike two oldies picking out lampshades or whatever you do for 'fun' together.

[viced]

I don't want to be all over twitter! I don't pick out lampshades, either! We're dating, not married!

[aggressiveapathy]

Throw rugs. Whatever. I'm still way more interesting.

[And oops, one hand on each arm rest of the chair. Trapping him, if you will.]

[viced]

[ He looks akin to a trapped animal more and more. ]

Er, more--

You want to date me?

[aggressiveapathy]

Mm. I guess. I'm not big on labels. But I don't like non-consensual competition.

[viced]

Wh--

But I'm not interested! Doesn't that mean something?

[aggressiveapathy]

No.