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the love me meme

❤ You see someone. Lo and behold, you're in love with them; it's as simple as that. - Oh, I'm sorry, what? You're not in love with them? Well, you are now. The question is just... how are you in love with them?
❤ Post with your characters. Someone else will reply to your character. Then, you go and generate a random number between 1 and 5. Remember, that particular number only applies for that one thread.
❤ Match up that number with the appropriate category of ~*~love~*~ below, and that's how your character now feels about that replier!
❤ (If you really want a certain type for that thread, feel free to just pick one of the symptoms. But it's much more fun to draw one at random, sometimes!)
❤ Remember - just because Character A loves Character B doesn't mean Character B loves them back. (Or is going to be any less creeped out by this sudden change of heart...)

one.
Yandere love. You are obsessed with this person to the point that it is dangerous, unhealthy and absolutely insane; you want them to be with you, you, you, you, and only you, and nothing is going to stand in your way. No one is going to hurt your love - in fact, no one is going to come near your love. And if they say they don't love you? They will. You'll make them. Because you're meant to be together, and you're going to be together, forever and ever and ever. Married married married~

two.
Moe love. It is adorable, and sweet, and innocent. You want to hold hands and exchange chocolates and pretty cards and take long walks on the beach and talk about your future and your kids and aaaaw. It's just like you're in a G-rated Disney movie! You just want your True Love(TM) to be happy, and to know that you love them very much. ;u;

three.
Tsundere love. Of course you love them, but you're way too shy to admit that! Things like that are embarrassing, damn it! You'll yell and flail and hit the love of your life, but it's just because you're not sure how to show that you love them. I mean, you'll still be awfully upset if they try to leave you, or if they don't understand, or they don't want to kiss you... But there's no way you'll say "I love you"!! ... Not unless they say it first, at least. Physical comedy ahoy!

four.
Sexy love. Maybe there's some love hidden deep down somewhere, but that's not the priority here; first thing's first is that man needs to take his clothes off right now. You don't want to talk about your house and your white picket fence and your 2.5 kids; you just want to touch that person now, and you'll think about the rest in the morning. Kissing and contact and maybe a little lovin' are what you want, and nothing is going to stop you. No means yes. For underage characters (and those of us who w-would rather not write sexy things), kisses and flirting are all you need.

five.
Melodramatic love. This is very important and you know you're rushing things a little but this love was meant to be!! Your love life is suddenly a Shakespearean tragedy, complete with dramatic plot twists and turns, and you need to confess your love to the world before it's too late! There's no time to lose; in the morning, you're going to be exiled, your love is going to be hanged, your mother will be shot, your father will become a pirate and someone will kick your puppy!! For bonus points, speak in terrible, hilarious, terrible prose.

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[There are a lot of reasons as to why Rose is feeling the way she is. For one, there is this whole complicated mess with Kanaya. For another -- Nill is so sweet. She is so kind. She is too good. She is like if Heaven opened up and pooped out a perfect, adorable little angel.

Rose literally cannot handle it. It is impossible for a single person to be so lovely.

She is sulking right now, over this. There is absolutely no way she likes Nill. Absolutely not. ]

[Nill doesn't understand what's upsetting Rose, and it upsets her to not be able to figure it out. All she wanted to do was help, to make her smile because that was what she wanted for all her friends. So she's made them both some raspberry tea, hoping Rose likes fruit flavored beverages, and is taking it to her to offer with a small smile.]

[Rose loves fruit tea. She loves fruit tea so much. She cannot believe this shit.

She takes it, still sulking and mutters a thanks, sullenly. Stupid Nill and her stupid good intuition. She is too much for Rose. She can't take this. ]

I suppose it's alright for you to join me.

[It's like the universe is conspiring against Rose or in Nill's favor. None of this is fair to anybody. But Nill isn't about to give up, even with the sulking and the mumbling. Whatever's bothering her friend, she's going to figure it out. So she settles down on the couch beside her fellow blonde, holding her teacup in both hands for a moment while it cools, and then takes a cautious sip, glancing at Rose from the corner of her eye, hoping she'd follow suit.]

[She is most definitely not blushing.

That would be absurd. She does take a small sip, however -- and the tea is delicious. Of course it is. As if Nill could make anything that wasn't delicious. Stupid Nill. ]

Hmmm.

[That hum is a good sign. At least, she hopes it is. Nill goes out on a limb and tries to rest a hand on Rose's shoulder. Maybe if she could establish a connection, some real communication could take place.]

[To her credit, she only flinches a little! Nill's hands are quite delicate in comparison to her own; Rose is a little jealous. One day she hopes to be as tall and dainty and Nill.

She knows what this means though, and she is a little reluctant. ]

What is it?

[She feels bad for making Rose jump, but she knew that this was necessary. So her grip is gentle, really just her fingers resting on the other girl's shoulder.]

You tell me.

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3. i cant handle this meme.

neither can i

iola, i ....

y-yes.............

takes your hand......

follows into the sunset...............

score..............

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